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luxettenebra liked for a starter

“ Don’t blame me, I’m not waiting around for a dead religion to save my ass. ”

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escapedartgeek liked for a starter

“ I’m just telling you that it was like that when I got here. Whoever did that must have really slippery fingers, and I can assure you that mine are of respectable quality. ”

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hello mr death ur archangel friend is stuck pls help

the only free smorch

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tagged by: @intoxicatiing rules: tag 5 people you want to know better

relationship status: Single. lipstick or chapstick:  Flavored chapstick last movie i watched: Alien: Covenant last song i listened to: Mind’s Eye Melody - Lone top 3 shows: I’m not really a TV person anymore... buuuut... Better Call Saul, Galavant (rip),  top 3 ships: Stucky is really it. I mostly care about OCs lmfao. ok if i had to... Baze & Chirrut is GOOD, and some McHanzo is ok...

i tag: @hothrebels @pantarheii @gurlpilot @notamailman @starkillergeneral @knxw-your-mxster

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drunk things vace probably said

“Selfish?” [putting hand on own chest] “Me?????????? ...........Yes, bitch.” 

“Do you wanna kiss?”

“Let me kiss you.”

“Baby hold me pleaseeee.”

“Babe. Babe. Baby. Babe. BABE. BABY! Baaaaaaaaaaaabe.”

“If you fuck me I’ll never ask for anything ever again.”

“Corellia sucks.”

“Hold my drink.”

“Hold my earrings, okay, they’re really important to me I’m trusting you with my life.”

“THAT WAS NOT A VAGINA!”

[crying] “I thought it was a vagina, I thought I-I thought--”

“You sound like my exes. The ones I dated at the same time.”

“That looks like my boyfriend. He’s probably looking for me.”

“Okay--okay. Just let me finish this drink, okay? Okay!”

[dorky smile] “Hey.”

“That’s the point. I’m not trying to feel anything.”

“If you wear dark spectacles, nobody can tell that you’re drunk.”

“That is the worst pickup line I’ve ever heard--I’m going to use it against you.”

“If it’s pink, it’s probably good.”

“I have never aimed better in my life.”

“Why would anyone do something bad to girls?”

“Lekkus probably feel like dicks.”

“Don’t even talk to me if you’ve never committed a crime.”

“If you keep talking like that, I might just eat you.”

“What song is that? It’s my favorite song!”

“No, THIS is my favorite song!”

“This is also my favorite.”

“I LOVE ALL OF THESE!”

“Just let me drown, okay?”

“I AM HIGHER THAN A STAR DESTROYER TONIGHT!”

“I don’t think I can make it to my ship. You have to help me. I’m gonna die.”

“Is this a Death Stick or a thermometer?”

“That shouldn’t turn me on, but here I am, and here you are. We’re here. Finally.”

“The Force is in this cantina.”

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1ST RULE: tag 9 muns you would like to know better:  @pantarheii @gurlpilot @starkillergeneral @northrn-strlight @captain-elena-tarunt @jundlcndwastes @knxw-your-mxster @youplagueofagirl @demonbitch

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2ND RULE: BOLD the statements that are true.

APPEARANCE:

I AM 5'7" OR TALLER

I WEAR GLASSES

I HAVE AT LEAST ONE TATTOO

I HAVE AT LEAST ONE PIERCING

I HAVE BLONDE HAIR

I HAVE BROWN EYES

I HAVE SHORT HAIR

MY ABS ARE AT LEAST SOMEWHAT DEFINED

I HAVE OR HAVE HAD BRACES

PERSONALITY:

I LOVE MEETING NEW PEOPLE

PEOPLE TELL ME THAT I’M FUNNY

HELPING OTHERS WITH THEIR PROBLEMS IS A BIG PRIORITY FOR ME

I ENJOY PHYSICAL CHALLENGES

I ENJOY MENTAL CHALLENGES

I’M PLAYFULLY RUDE WITH PEOPLE I KNOW WELL

I STARTED SAYING SOMETHING IRONICALLY AND NOW I CAN’T STOP SAYING IT

THERE IS SOMETHING I WOULD CHANGE ABOUT MY PERSONALITY

ABILITY:

I CAN SING WELL

I CAN PLAY AN INSTRUMENT

I CAN DO OVER 30 PUSHUPS WITHOUT STOPPING

I’M A FAST RUNNER

I CAN DRAW WELL

I HAVE A GOOD MEMORY

I’M GOOD AT DOING MATH IN MY HEAD

I CAN HOLD MY BREATH UNDERWATER FOR OVER A MINUTE (? dont know)

I HAVE BEATEN AT LEAST 2 PEOPLE IN ARM WRESTLING

I KNOW HOW TO COOK AT LEAST 3 MEALS FROM SCRATCH

I KNOW HOW TO THROW A PROPER PUNCH 

HOBBIES:

I ENJOY PLAYING SPORTS

I’M ON A SPORTS TEAM AT MY SCHOOL OR SOMEWHERE ELSE

I’M/WAS IN AN ORCHESTRA OR CHOIR AT MY SCHOOL OR SOMEWHERE ELSE

I HAVE LEARNED A NEW SONG IN THE PAST WEEK

I WORK OUT AT LEAST ONCE A WEEK

I’VE GONE FOR RUNS AT LEAST ONCE A WEEK IN THE WARMER MONTHS

I HAVE DRAWN SOMETHING IN THE PAST MONTH

I ENJOY WRITING

FANDOMS ARE MY #1 PASSION

I DO OR HAVE DONE MARTIAL ARTS

EXPERIENCES:

I HAVE HAD MY FIRST KISS

I HAVE HAD ALCOHOL

I HAVE SCORED THE WINNING GOAL IN A SPORTS GAME

I HAVE WATCHED AN ENTIRE SEASON OF A TV SHOW IN ONE SITTING

I HAVE BEEN AT AN OVERNIGHT EVENT

I HAVE BEEN IN A TAXI

I HAVE BEEN IN THE HOSPITAL OR ER IN THE PAST YEAR

I HAVE BEATEN A VIDEO GAME IN ONE DAY

I HAVE VISITED ANOTHER COUNTRY

I HAVE BEEN TO ONE OF MY FAVORITE BAND’S CONCERTS

RELATIONSHIPS:

I’M IN A RELATIONSHIP

I HAVE A CRUSH ON A CELEBRITY

I HAVE HAD A CRUSH ON SOMEONE IN THE PAST YEAR

I HAVE BEEN IN AT LEAST 3 RELATIONSHIPS

I HAVE NEVER BEEN IN A RELATIONSHIP

I HAVE ASKED SOMEONE OUT OR ADMITTED MY FEELINGS TO THEM

I GET CRUSHES EASILY

I HAVE HAD A CRUSH ON SOMEONE FOR OVER A YEAR

I HAVE BEEN IN A RELATIONSHIP FOR AT LEAST A YEAR

I HAVE HAD FEELINGS FOR A FRIEND

MY LIFE:

I HAVE AT LEAST ONE PERSON I CONSIDER A “BEST FRIEND”

I LIVE CLOSE TO MY SCHOOL

MY PARENTS ARE STILL TOGETHER

I HAVE AT LEAST ONE SIBLING

I LIVE IN THE UNITED STATES

THERE IS SNOW RIGHT NOW WHERE I LIVE

I HAVE HUNG OUT WITH A FRIEND IN THE PAST MONTH (friends?)

I HAVE A SMARTPHONE

I HAVE AT LEAST 15 CDS

I SHARE MY ROOM WITH SOMEONE

RANDOM SHIT:

I HAVE BREAKDANCED

I KNOW A PERSON NAMED JAMIE

I HAVE HAD A TEACHER WITH A LAST NAME THAT’S HARD TO PRONOUNCE

I HAVE DYED MY HAIR

I’M LISTENING TO ONE SONG ON REPEAT RIGHT NOW

I HAVE PUNCHED SOMEONE IN THE PAST WEEK

I KNOW SOMEONE WHO HAS GONE TO JAIL

I HAVE BROKEN A BONE

I HAVE EATEN A WAFFLE TODAY

I KNOW WHAT I WANT TO DO WITH MY LIFE

I SPEAK AT LEAST 2 LANGUAGES

I HAVE MADE A NEW FRIEND IN THE PAST YEAR

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Mun/Muse A-Z

Rules: copy this post into a new text post, remove any answers and put in your muse’s answers. when you are done, tag up to 10 people and tag who tagged you.

tagged by: @notamailman tagging: again i dont wanna bomb everyone with tags today, just take if you’d like!

Muse:

A - Age: 22 B - Biggest Fear: Never amounting to anything C - Current Time: 22:16 D - Drink You Last Had: Ardees E - Every Day Starts With: What did I do? G - Ghosts Are They Real: Probably not I - In Love With: Myself K - Killed Someone: Yes L - Last Time You Cried: When I closed a shaft door on my hand N - Number Of Siblings: Two P - Person You Last Called/Texted: C2-N2 Q - Questions You Are Always Asked: “what do you do?“ R - Reasons To Smile: Attractive people T - Time You Woke Up: 07:00 U - Underwear Colour: Back V - Vacation Destination: Naboo Z- Zodiac Sign: Leo

Mun:

A - Age: 24 B - Biggest Fear: idk, being unloved C - Current Time: 8:10PM D - Drink You Last Had: water E - Every Day Starts With: I'm so tired G - Ghosts Are They Real: somethings out there, man I - In Love With: no one, wehhhh K - Killed Someone: no L - Last Time You Cried: 3 weeks ago, thanks to my job N - Number Of Siblings: 0 P - Person You Last Called/Texted: a friend from work Q - Questions You Are Always Asked: “is that your hair?” R - Reasons To Smile: my fish, star wars, dogs T - Time You Woke Up: 9:30 U - Underwear Colour: blue V - Vacation Destination: I liked Puerto Rico Z- Zodiac Sign: leo

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Hey! Last monday I hit the halfway mark to a year of running this blog! That went really fast. And I find that to be an accomplishment because I don’t always make it that far and it’s around 6 months that I have a tendency to lose interest. But hey, I’m not feeling that way at all!

So I think this calls for a tiny 6 month anniversary thing. I’m not going to do a “follow forever” post because I’m afraid I’ll accidentally leave someone out, and then it’ll be sad and awkward for them. Besides, mostly everyone is on that follow forever list already. What I will do is something I’ve been wanting to do for a while–which is an unofficial relationships page that updates monthly and anything else I think of later on, but anyway I just wanted to say thanks for supporting me during this (uh, very trying) active year. It means a lot to know that there are people who think my writing isn’t awful and that I have a decent portrayal, even if I have difficulty conceptualizing and accepting that. I don’t know what’s going to happen in the next 6 months, I can only live in the now and enjoy writing Vace Asteris because he’s fun and always messing with my emotions asdfadsfjk

So yeah, yaaay! Also I’m throwing this silly thing in no particular order for people I’ve gotten to do some interacting with. I am not responsible for anything ya boi says, it’s his special week and therefore he is the supreme ruler of the cosmos and Always Correct but More Correct Than Usual. Precious boyo…

Two days ago it was “ listen here, cumslut” but now the mun wants to be nice when cake is involved.... sll right this is fine

(@hothrebels) Valeria Phiskar - “Ah… I don’t uh, know this person. I think there’s a typo on this pad. Do they mean Valeria Asteris? Ha, okay, that was a really lame joke. I never thought that I would end up having any kind of relationship with a woman I almost shot to death when I raided her ship. She might have shot me to death too, I don’t know, she also pointed her blaster at me. It was an exciting day, what can I say? I’m glad neither of us killed each other though, because it turns out we have some things in common, such as law breaking and an intense hatred for the Galactic Civil War. We’re like, the only people who know that nobody’s going to win this thing so we’re just stuck in the middle of it all. We have each other though and that’s what’s important. Val is deceptively strong and… she’s probably stronger than me. If anyone is going to make it out of this alive, I think it’s going to be her. I’m lucky to have her. I want to be more than enough for her, but instead of asking how to be, I end up just saying something that makes no sense, because I’m in love. Sorry. 

(@victory-class-captain) Elena Tarunt - “If I received news that the Justicia had blown up spontaneously I would probably feel only a little bad. Mostly for the Stormtroopers and anyone that had to work under Captain Tarunt’s supervision. They probably never experienced anything enjoyable prior to being killed off in a terrorist attack because the captain doesn’t like fun, happiness, or… anything that people consider to be pleasant. In a way I pity her for being like that. I kinda dig the “mature woman who takes her high position of power seriously” but the most one can do with that is look at her. And I’m pretty sure she will bite your head off just for looking in her direction, so… yeah, I’m good. Maybe one day she’ll find out where that stick has been in her ass all that time and pull it out.”

(@jundlcndwastes) Anna Hart - “Anna is like that friend you didn’t know you had and then when you realize you did, you’re really happy about it. Well... that's because basically we once a really long time ago on Tatooine and when I found her again it felt like I was seeing an old friend. We have a lot to catch up on. I'm not quite sure if she wants to share everything and honestly I don't really think I do either. I was a different person back then. I’m sure we’ve done some less than savory things just because that’s the nature of the job. Man, things were so much more simple back then. I was embarrassingly optimistic. I can only hope that we can still find some common ground, despite how much we’ve changed or it was all for nothing.”

(@notamailman) Gabriel - “G̛abr̀i͏e͏l͡,͝ ̸Ģabrie͏l,̴ Ga̴b͟ri̧el͜. The archangel of war. God's little boy scout. Beautiful soul. I think he's a good guy, really. Great drinking buddy who always knows what to say. He's also one of my favorite people to fuck with. I don't recommend anyone else doing that, though. I̧'m͢ ̸De͡a̕t̷h̡. ҉I͠ hąve ͜pŕìv̀il̛eg͢e͘s͘, b̕i͢tch͝. But really, I can’t say that there are too many people out there that put me at ease when I’m around them. I... I would say that I admire him but it’s not that, I just... let’s call it admiration and leave it at that, mkay? There are only a few things that I wouldn’t do for him. I wish I could do more to comfort his fears, but I’ve never been very good at that with anyone.”

(@arkhevia) Arkhevia “Kee” - “I don’t want anything to do with Kee but I keep crossing paths with the kriffin’ freak for one reason or another. We’d probably get along if her personality wasn’t so obnoxious and her voice wasn’t so grating on my ears. I mean, she’s a great fighter and isn’t afraid of anything. Perfect companion to get things done with, especially if they’re not so savory. But her head’s too far up her ass and there is nothing likable about her otherwise, and the worst part is she thinks she’s above me. Me. Standards? Looking and dressing like that? Really? Step the hell off.”

(@knxw-your-mxster) Kly’tem - “Okay, on one hand I feel a little bad that I’m so rude to her, but on the other hand, she’s weird. She stole from me and is basically extorting her way through space. I just... why is she like this? Why are people like her like this? I would ask, but she doesn’t exactly think much of me. The feeling’s mutual, I suppose.”

(@virtueundefined) Maura - “I would call them a partner in crime, but I don’t like to put labels on relationships. They’ve been a reliable person so far. Weird? Yes. Closed off? Yes. But compatible. Surprisingly. It’s not every day you run into a capable slicer who can also defend themself where necessary. Multi-talented people are my favorite kind of people. I don’t have time for duds--only winners! Take notes, guys.”

(lxst-wxnderer) Olivia - “Do I regret getting into a fight over Olivia? No. Now I get it, we all want some fuk tail and we have different ways of trying to achieve that. but in the Asteris House, you do not put your hands on a woman who wants to be left alone. Oh noooo. But anyway it turns out she might have some talents I could use too, so not only do I get gentleman points, but I also might get a valuable partner. A very pretty one, too. Don’t tell her I said that.”

(@masteroflightanddark) Revan - “A woman of surprising stature that doesn’t match her actual stature, if you know what I mean. She is an ancient god, one that will probably give me plenty of w҉͔o̷̖͙͎̰͉͎̹r͢k to do in the coming years. Where has she been all this time? Who knows. She’s not going anywhere, that’s for sure. It’s always nice to have someone who is old enough to understand you.”

(@gurlpilot) Sh’lari - “OH THANK THE STARS THIS BEAUTIFUL BLESSED LADY IS SAVING MY LIFE I OWE HER EVERYTHING. I’M SO HAPPY I COULD KISS HER. I WOULD LIKE TO KEEP MY LIPS, THOUGH, SO I WON’T.”

(@ofbirbsandbees) Lucia - “I don’t think I’ve met a person as nice as her. I don’t actually believe that there’s a sweeter person in the galaxy than Lucia--it’s just not possible. She might actually be some kind of alien and doesn’t know it. Kindness like hers just doesn’t exist out here anymore. I’m glad I decided to save her because it is totally worth it to me. Those cookies are to die for. And I’ve never met someone who loves life as much as she does. It makes me appreciate things I never thought I would. Also, she’s always down to fuck and I’m so into that.”