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Diomedes: "I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy." I would. Pussy. Odysseus: "I wouldn't stoop to their level." I will. Coward. Achilles: "I'm the bigger person." I'm not. Give me the gun, bitch.

#iliad au where everything's the exact same but one person on either side gets a gun... who are you giving it to?#diomedes #odysseus #achilles #the iliad #iliad #incorrect homer #incorrect mythology #incorrect greek gods #incorrect greek heroes #incorrect greek mythology #greek heroes #greek gods #greek mythology #mythology #incorrect iliad #s: the-stray-liger (tumblr)#queuetzalcoatl

Ares: change is inedible.

Mars: I think you mean "inevitable"...

Ares: Nope. *spits out a bunch of pennies*

#mythology #classical mythology #incorrect mythology #incorrect quotes #greek gods #incorrect greek mythology #incorrect greek gods #greek mythos #greek myth #roman mythology #roman gods #incorrect roman mythology #incorrect roman gods #ares #mars #greco roman #queueueueueueueueueueueueueue #queue #queuetzalcoatl

Hades: Goodnight to the love of my life, Persephone, and fuck you to the rest of you all.

#source? hesiod said so. look at the Theogony Line 78 #hades #persephone #hades x persephone #persephone x hades #greek gods #greek mythology #incorrect greek gods #incorrect greek mythology #incorrect mythology #mythology #s: tumblr #queuetzalcoatl

Odysseus: "oh no we’re all doomed by the narrative" Odysseus: Maybe you are. I’m the narrative’s favorite. [later] Odysseus: Update: Turns out this is not a good thing for me.

#odysseus #greek heroes #greek mythology #incorrect greek gods #incorrect greek mythology #incorrect mythology #incorrect odyssey #mythology #incorrect greek heroes #greek gods #s: tumblr #queuetzalcoatl

Ares: You are killing my tough guy personality, Dite. Aphrodite: who's a good kitty?? 🥺 Ares: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

#real #ares #aphrodite #greek gods #greek mythology #incorrect greek gods #incorrect greek mythology #incorrect mythology #mythology #ares x aphrodite #aphrodite x ares #s: tumblr #queuetzalcoatl

Hades: [trying to feel the baby kick] Hera: Sorry this is taking so long. He kicked for everyone else. Zeus: It's hard for the little one to perform under pressure. Demeter: Top 10 things Zeus said on his wedding night! Hades: Woah, it was small, but I think I felt something. Poseidon: Top 10 things Hera said on her wedding night. Hera: [starts laughing] Zeus: Stop laughing at it, Hera :( Hades, Demeter, Poseidon and Hestia: Top 10 things Zeus said on his wedding night!!

#zeus is one of those guys who likes making fun of others but hates when people do the same to him hee hee #hee hee haa haa #hera #hades #zeus #demeter #poseidon #hestia #zeus x hera #hera x zeus #greek gods #greek mythology #incorrect greek gods #incorrect greek mythology #incorrect mythology #mythology #s: how i met your mother (tv series)#queuetzalcoatl

Hephaestus: Have you guys seen Ares? Athena: He's been looking sadly through the window when it started raining. Apollo: If it gets bad, we should probably let him in...

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Ares: I could be so much worse. for example, i could start acting like my father.

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