Hello lovely!! I was wondering if I could request the auditor reader helping boyfriend because tricky was attacking him, please??
Ask and you shall receive to the best of my ability.
Auditor!Reader Saving Boyfriend From Tricky
Despite the fact you never had to sleep, just getting to rest your eyes for even a moment was a blessed reprieve. Yet, it seemed the world conspired to prevent you from getting a single bit of relaxation, as when you finally shut your eyes your emergency phone rang off the hook.
This usually meant a few things, the city was on fire again, one of your agents was stuck in a tree again, or Luis did something again, among other things. Finally picking it up, it was one of your agents. You quickly decided to check where they were calling from as they spoke. “H-hey boss? Ya know how ya told us to keep an eye on Dearest’s kid?”
“Yes yes, what happened now?” You always hated when they beat around the bush, hiring these idiots wasn’t easy and you really didn’t want to ask your brother how he got his mooks. Your eyes drifted over to where they were calling from.
“So, uh, the blue haired kid is currently fighting this weird green clown in a mask and- Boss? Boss ya there?” You’d need to replace the window you busted out later. You were too busy hauling ass to Nevada, Luis was going to get one hell of a chewing out later.
Despite the fact that it was very VERY clear that the person he was singing against really genuinely wanted to kill him, Keith wasn’t worried, though he really should’ve been. The first round went well, even though whoever this clown was, focused more on screaming than singing. He looked over to Cherry as he got ready for round 2, only for a truck to nearly run him over, with someone in it shooting the clown in the fact.
CLOWN IS DISPLEASED
He turned back to see that the clown was very much decaying, with his jaw barely hanging on. Seemed he was finally ready for round 2. Things were looking up for Keith.
You’d made record time getting to Nevada, you only needed to dodge a few lightning strikes and stop for a hotdog once before you finally closed in on where those two idiots were. You saw a truck driving away from where you were heading, spying a familiar individual in the back. It was also clear that he noticed you as well, quickly convincing whoever was driving to turn back around and follow. He must have mistaken you for your brother.
As you got closer you could feel the madness and instability of the area become even thicker. Tricky was a dangerous person, one you knew first hand not to screw around with, but his Improbability Drive seemed to be reacting strangely, had things been normal, well ‘normal’ for Nevada, Keith would’ve been a red, meaty smear by now, but against all logic, which kinda makes sense, he wasn’t and Tricky and him were Funk Fighting.
You knew Keith had an oddly shaped brain, but the fact he wasn’t scared, either meant he thought that the laws of the City applied everywhere, or he really thought Tricky wasn’t a threat.
CLOWN SEES YOU!
You wished you had finally gotten used to that, but you doubted you ever could. By the time you were almost there, it seems Keith had won another round. It was clear that both Tricky and the Improbability Drive did NOT like that, as Tricky’s corpse shuddered violently and fired out a large blast out of his mouth, nearly knocking you out of the air.
When you finally landed, Hank seemed to have caught up as well, his knife at the ready. Just as you were about to grab the two and book it, Tricky came back and he was-
CLOWN KILLS YOU
CLOWN END YOU
WHY WON’T YOU DIE!
Angry to say the least. Now you hadn’t fought like this in a long time, ever since you left for the last time. But you’d be damned if you let this clown-
CLOWN HEARS YOUR THOUGHTS!
Rampage over these two. While Keith got ready for a 3rd round, you did your best to keep him from getting smashed. Cherry didn’t seem bothered at all by all of this, but that was normal. Tricky seemed fine with multitasking, fending you off and keeping pace with Keith as well. Tricky was annoyingly durable, bullets bounced clean off his skull, and your powers were doing little if any real damage. Hank seemed content to wait and watch for an opportunity to strike, either to kill just Tricky or both of you.
By the time the 3rd round was over you had nearly covered Tricky, extending yourself like this was risky but kept him from flailing wildly. Once the music faded out, Tricky let out a deafening roar, before managing to knock you away and into the speaker system Cherry kept with her. Fortunately he still couldn’t hurt you, but that left you reeling. Before he could smash the blue haired singer, Hank finally decided to be helpful. As Hank kept Tricky busy, you pulled yourself out of the speakers and focused on the Improbability Drive, it seemed to use Tricky as a focus so maybe you could do something about that.
You always kept the Drive that your brother gave you before you left on you. Using it as little as possible, but this time you’d need to use it again. It wasn’t as strong as the others, but it was still useful. Just as Hank got sent into a floating boulder, you fiddled with the Drive.
QUIT THAT
NO TOUCHING
CAN’T STOP CLOWN
NOTTHATBUTTON!!!!!!!!!!!!
The moment right before Keith got to meet God, Tricky froze. Your messing around with the Minor Drive worked, as Tricky freaked out, before collapsing in on himself and ceasing to be. Keith gave a cheer before passing out face first on the ground. You went over and heaved the unconscious rapper over your shoulder before approaching Cherry who waved at you. You opted to let her use, whatever it is she uses to get those Speakers to appear to get her and Keith back home.
...We need to talk
Later, not now
You really needed a nap now