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[lordsenorslowmo]

A Tarnished Wonderland

Behold! I arrive with a story no one asked for nor expected! A crossover of which is entirely self indulgent due to my brain having been consumed by Elden Ring, and whatever was left over was consumed by Twisted Wonderland.

A Tarnished Wonderland is a crossover between Elden Ring and Twisted Wonderland, as well as a Reader Insert, following directly after the Age of Stars ending, with the Tarnished (The Reader), Ranni and Boc finding themselves within Twisted Wonderland.

My only hope is that others will enjoy what I write for it, as I certainly am.

A Tarnished Wonderland

Going forward, as I work on further works on my AO3, I will be posting updates as regularly as I can remember here. To anyone who has been following me I hope that you can enjoy my more long form works.

[lordsenorslowmo]

Hi, its me again, back from my self imposed exile. Much has been happening, life being a bitch, the classic Ao3 Author Curse, combined with my weird ass brain.

I've been working, on many things, writing, recording videos, the whole shebang. Between Youtube, my fics, and real life work, things have kept me busy.

However I have been working hard to put out more content, for A Tarnished Wonderland, A Rebel's Path, and One Unique Crusade, along with several other fics because God has cursed me for my hubris and my work shall never be done.

While I can't give a hard date on when they'll be started and made public, I can only hope people will enjoy them. Along with that, I have also been working on gameplay videos for my Youtube. It's a hobby mostly, but my brain hates me, and when I wanna write, it wants to record and vice versa.

All I can say is once December rolls round to expect new fics, and of course I will tag them and link them here. For whoever is here watching me, for whatever reason, I just hope I can entertain

[lordsenorslowmo]

So, as some of those who put their work out there on Ao3 (Archive Of Our Own), you may have taken note of an increasing amount of bot/spam comments stating that the work in question is Ai generated. While I personally view Ai generated works as illegitimate, everyone is allowed their own views on the subject.

I recently, (and by recently I mean like an hour from the making of this little thing) received my very first bot accusation

There have been variations of these little buggers all over the site as of late and of increasingly higher amounts. Personally, I view this as an achievement. That there is someone out there, so pathetic, so petty, so uncreative that they wasted any amount of their life to create the most unconvincing bots imaginable to spam out the same tired drivel, makes me laugh.

Of course, some people aren't laughing. These posts are annoyances at best, and downright heartbreaking at worst. How one views these is wholly dependent on the individual, but I think I can speak for a majority in saying that this shit, ain't cool.

I hope it can be dealt with in a way that doesn't require people to limit which people are allowed to express their views on their work, seeing as these are all guest accounts.

I hope anyone who receives does not take its insipid words to heart and continues to write whatever they wish, for that is what makes Ao3 and fanfictions in general so great.

[lordsenorslowmo]

Hi Its me, ya boy, back at it with a randomly occuring and totally without schedule update.

I've been all but consumed by Elden Ring, that exactly 0 writing has been done in the time since I got it. Not that much wiring was being done BEFORE I got it either, but that's not the point.

As a result of a seriously lapse in self discipline, I have neglected my writing and shall fix this. To anyone who cares in the slightest, the next fic I shall be working on, will be over on my AO3, known as A Tarnished Wonderland, a crossover fic between Elden Ring and Twisted Wonderland.

The aforementioned ffxiv crossover with Twst may happen, but in likelihood it will not and what ideas I had for it shall be used for Tarnished Wonderland. It will be the very first Reader Insert story I shall properly make. Not just the oneshots I put here, once upon a time.

Barring any unforeseen events or me staring into the endless void, I shall likely have the first chapter out before the Weekend, if not, well I'll be disappointed in myself for maybe 5 minutes before getting distracted again.

My works over on AO3 will be getting updates as soon as I get the first chapter of ATW done. I hope anyone who is interested in a rather niche kinda crossover will enjoy it.

[lordsenorslowmo]

Right, seeing as its been a hot minute since I last posted, literally anything on here so here's an update.

I'm updating what fandoms I will be writing for. This will be reflected in the pinned post, whenever I get around to that.

I'll be adding Twisted Wonderland and Obey Me to what I will write for on tumblr. And removing Friday Night Funkin for the time being, don't got much drive for it at the moment.

I am also presently working on a crossover between ffxiv and Twisted Wonderland over on my Ao3, still have some things to figure out first, but I will be sure to post it here once it's up

[lordsenorslowmo]

Alright, I'm back at it with my writings, and my recordings. And I figured I might as well post one of each of them here because they share the same fandom.

I recently finished uploading all of the parts of my playthrough of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: The 7th Stand User, and have gotten back to writing the story I already had in progress over on AO3.

Ironically, it was wanting to finish and upload the playthrough that kept me from continuing the story I had started.

JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: The 7th Stand User A Complete playthrough of The 7th Stand User, including the Submarine Path and Best Ending. (Spoilers of course for The 7th Stand User) & One Unique Crusade Fate is a fickle thing, some may believe it binds everyone, and that everything is set in stone, unable to be changed. Yet, there are those who would deny it. Regardless of how long it would take, there are those who would not allow Fate to proceed as intended, who would see it changed for the better. As it is, there is always an unintended variable, one whose existence was not meant to coincide with the path of Fate. It is by his hand, that the world shall change. A Retelling of the events of The 7th Stand User.

I will be continuing to post One Unique Crusade chapters over on my AO3 once I have finished them, so look for to it, and the other ideas I have for that universe in particular.

[lordsenorslowmo]

Guess who fell down the Learning With Pibby rabbit hole hard. It just is such an interesting concept with numerous possibilities. What exactly is The Glitch, the internet seen as a corrupting force? The idea of these cartoons being corrupted and lost by the ceaseless march of time? An actual unknowable entity that has no connections to real life and just so happened to appear in their universe?

Pibby is an adorable main lead and part of me feels horrible at the kind of things she'll likely have to endore, but I hope beyond hope she gets a happy ending, as often, with shows like these it focuses too much on how cruel the world really is and that there are no happy endings, especially with characters as initially innocent as Pibby, who is literally a young kid's show main character.

I hope that Learning With Pibby goes far, even if it is a limited series like Over The Garden Wall, or the Samurai Jack final season. I haven't even seen the 3 main leads for more than the length of the trailer and I already want them to succeed. I also want to know what The Glitch is, my money is on the Internet given form.

(And yes, provided it gets a proper release and the story ends, I may or may not do some stories for it. Depending really fingers crossed though it seems like it would be super fun to write for.)

[lordsenorslowmo]

Right, seeing as I haven't written anything proper in a long while. And as I'm not getting any ask requests.

I'll be in, the coming days, posting some X Readers I can think of, for FNF, and possibly BNHA. Beyond that I will be working on larger works over on my AO3 which I will also be posting links to over here. I have several already in progress but as seeing as God has cursed me for my hubris and my work is never finished, my dumbass has already gotten the ideas for several more fanfic ideas, most of which are not X Readers, those will mainly hang around here. Except for two I have plans for regarding Undertale, and possibly Deltarune (Except I haven't really played Deltarune or seen a playthrough) and The Walten Files (I fell down that rabbit hole hard) I can't say much regarding either of them just yet as they are mere ideas at present, but I do intend to make something interesting for the Undertale one, and The Walten Files one is dependent on when part 4 drops and the contents there in.

Beyond my writings and so forth, I have been busy with my very own youtube channel. At present I am possessed of 0 editing skills and even less editing software. So these are kinda bare bones but decent if I should say so myself videos. They have no rhyme or reason for their uploads just that I wanna record em. That has been what's consumed most of my time. That and staring into the void for hours on end. Between that, my writings here and on my AO3 I intend to kick myself into gear and get back to work.

The next X Reader after this will be another Auditor!Reader one, seeing as people seem to enjoy it and I have fun with the idea. I will be posting much more often, while I'm awake of course. And fully look forward to answering any requests or questions I may get sent. I truly thrive on the ideas of others, so if anyone wants to help me get moving, shoot me a request ask, I will drop everything to get it done

[lordsenorslowmo]

X Reader Masterlist

FNF (Friday Night Funkin')

Employer!Reader:

Employer!Reader Headcanons

Employer!Reader Mod Headcanons

Employer!Reader VS Tricky: 1 2 & 3

Employer!Reader VS Tabi

Employer!Reader VS Corruption 1 & 2

Employer!Reader & Lemon Monster

Employer!Reader & BF

Employer!Reader VS Hank

BNHA

ProHero!Reader:

ProHero!Reader Headcanons

I'd like to thank Shockwave-the-dog for finally giving me the kick I needed to get a masterlist made. Hopefully it works properly, and will expand in the future.

Post Script: I have since edited and updated the Auditor Reader stories to better fit what I learned from Project Nexus.

[lordsenorslowmo]

Just a quick question. I really like what you’ve written for Auditor!reader and was wondering if you could make a masterpost for all the headcannons and asks for Auditor!reader? I’ve tried to find all the posts and I believe you’ve written one with Tabi but I can’t find it.

I'll get right on that. I've been brutally busy with other work, but finally have the time to write again. The Masterlist will be up within the day

[lordsenorslowmo]

I am indeed still here, I had been trying to write another post for the ProHero!Reader idea, but I kinda floundered, I just couldn't get it come out properly, but I am still here and willing to do any Reader requests I might get.

[lordsenorslowmo]

I'm not dead! I have been busy with my recordings, but hopefully I'll find myself the time to write. If ya want, shoot me some requests cuz the fear of letting someone down overpowers all of my other priorities

[sunriseinorbit]

This is an appreciation post for the fanfic authors who aren’t included on rec lists

For the fanfic authors who don’t get art of their fics

For the fanfic authors who can’t get to 1000/500/100 hits

For the fanfic authors who don’t get comments/reviews

For the fanfic authors who write for small fandoms

For the fanfic authors who write rarepairs or gen fics

For the fanfic authors who get hate for the ships/characters/fandoms they write

For the fanfic authors who write in English despite it not being their first language

For the fanfic authors who don’t write in English

For the fanfic authors who don’t think anyone reads or likes their work

For the fanfic authors who aren’t big name fans

For the fanfic authors who don’t get requests in their inboxes

For the fanfic authors who can’t write stories that are more than a thousand words

For the fanfic authors who only write one ship

For the fanfic authors who are just starting

For the fanfic authors who have been writing fic for years

For the fanfic authors who use fanfic to practice writing

For the fanfic authors who write self-insert fics

For the fanfic authors who write about their OCs

For the fanfic authors who write to vent or cope

For the fanfic authors who are just waiting for their big break

Keep creating, I love you ❤️

[lordsenorslowmo]

The lengths I have to go through to figure out just how to record the 7th Stand User has given me a migraine but I THINK I finally got it. Couldn't do it in game capture or the like but through Display capture

[nomettesbizzareadventure]

Fanfic Writers: Director’s Cut

Reblog this if you want readers to come into your ask box and ask for the “director’s commentary” on a particular story, section of a story, or set of lines. 

Or, send in a ⭐star⭐  to have the author select a section they’ve been dying to talk about!

[lordsenorslowmo]

My last few weeks have been pretty rough as well. That aside, I realize this ask is more madness-related than fnf-related, but here goes: Hank, Sanford, and Deimos (from sometime in between Madness 6 and 7) arrive at Funk City (my name for the city) and start looking for Tricky. Eventually they encounter BF and Auditor!Reader and chaos ensues. Sort of a Part 1.5 to the other tricky asks.

(Oh it's fine, I may not mainly write for Madness Combat, despite the fact so far all I've written for is Auditor Reader, it's perfectly fine. Any ideas are welcome here!)

Employer!Reader Protects BF (FT. Hank, Sanford and Deimos)

Another day, another issue, you were busy getting the next major project for the city off the ground. A massive new open air stadium for all varieties of musical talent. But, at the moment it was more of a fever dream than anything else. You had made sure the zoning permits were up to snuff, but now something had stalled construction.

"Boss, I really don't know how else to say it, but the train really did get derailed by a clown." You really weren't in the mood for this right now, only half listening to one of your Agents as they explained what happened.

"What about the truck deliveries?"

"Well, they are on their way, but that train derailment was just north of the main highway, they're stuck behind it until we get it cleared." You sighed as you felt headache start to form.

"I'll get it cleared in an hour, just make sure nobody gets crushed beneath a bulldozer again." Your Agents gave a salute before heading off. You needed to take a walk. Fortunately, the park wasn't far from the construction site.

Just sitting in the park was calming, even if you could hear the sounds of construction not far in the distance. It was a normal day, so the park was had at least a few groups of people walking through it, or playing basketball. You needed a vacation, but that would need to be after the stadium was done.

As you were relaxing you noticed the near neon blue hair of a familiar rising star. It seemed he noticed you as well, as you heard a distant Beep. He quickly made his way over to you, with you giving him an idle wave as you were more focused on relaxing.

"Badeebo Skra Dee!"

"I'm well, just taking a break from running the city." You looked around the park, before raising a shadowy eyebrow at him. "Where's Cherry?"

"Bo Dee Peep Skido"

"Ah I see, well I'm sure they'll be back before long. Family get togethers are usually a big deal." You shifted slightly so he could chill out next to you on the bench. The two of you talked mainly about how the city was treating him and his family, and how his family was. You only stopped when your phone began to ring. Sighing in annoyance you pulled it out and answered.

"What is it?"

"Hey boss? Remember when you told us to keep an eye out for people traveling from Nevada? Well we just screened three people coming in, and they were from Nevada, they also kinda shot Mark in the head and drove through the check point, and over Travis and James."

"Did you get their names?"

"Oh yeah! A Hank Wimbleton, Sanford, and Deimos. They didn't get to say what they were looking for when Harry decided to check their trunk. That's when they decided to cut and run."

"Do you know what kinda car they were driving?"

"Just a truck, why?" You looked up as he answered you, seeing a truck barreling towards you through the park. Wasting no time, you grabbed Keith and leapt into the air, just narrowly avoiding the truck as it plowed directly into the tree behind the bench, totaling it. You dropped Keith unceremoniously to the ground as you glared at the now smoking truck.

Jumping from the truck was the familiar form of the sociopathic hitman that hounded your brother's operations back home, Hank J. Wimbleton. From the cab of the truck stumbled out the clearly disoriented Sanford and Deimos. Deimos looked like he was looking for something, before looking back at the smoke filled truck and started searching in there, while Sanford stumbled over to a nearby ditch.

You couldn't see Hank's eyes behind his goggles, but you knew he knew you were a threat. Which to be fair, with the headache you now had, you very much were. Deimos eventually reemerged from the truck with a cigarette in his month, before he went over to Sanford, whom he helped up.

"If you think this will end well for you.-

YOU ARE SORELY MISTAKEN

Immediately Hank whipped out a pistol and opened up on you, his rounds didn't manage to hurt you, namely as they just burned in your body. You shifted over to him and cracked him across the jaw, sending him back into the truck. He came back, this time with a shotgun that caused portions of your body to disperse for a moment. You grabbed the shotgun and bent it in half, only for Sanford to join in the fight by trying to stab you. Your shadows grabbed him by the neck and slammed him into ground.

Deimos didn't seem to really want to join as he was talking with Keith, or trying to offer him a smoke. Hank's fists tried to connect with your face, only for you to grab him by the leg and started flailing him around wildly while Sanford tried to get back up. From Hank's pocket he pulled out a grenade, pulling the pin and dropping it right on top of you.

The flashbang had you drop him as you tried to figure out which was up. He opened fire with a Micro Uzi, which actually stung you due to your disoriented state. Sanford cracked you over the head with a crowbar, which snapped you back to attention, and flared your temper. Your shadow tendrils grabbed Sanford and started using him as both a weapon and shield. Beating Hank with him, and using him to keep Hank from shooting you.

The fighting was about get worse, when all three of you stopped when a loud Beep was heard. Hank, Sanford and you looked over to Deimos and Keith, when Deimos looked around before a second, before pointing his thumb at Keith.

"Badee Beep Peep Skra Tah!"

Hank looked at you for a moment, as you dropped Sanford like a broken toy.

"He asked if he could fight you."

Hank looked at him as he pulled out another uzi, pointing it at Keith, only for it to burn away into nothing. "Not like that, we do things differently around here." You snapped your fingers, causing your own speaker system to erupt from beneath Deimos, sending him flying before smacking into the ground next to Sanford.

Another snap of your fingers caused two microphones to appear, one in Keith's hand and the other in Hank's. "Simply put, you both will try and beat the other in a singing contest. Once the victor has been decided, the loser must concede to the victor's demands. Which means if you lose, you have to leave."

Hank raised an eyebrow at you as the speaker system kicked on. You hopped on top of it, usually where Cherry would sit, but you would need to substitute. Hank was used to killing things in numerous ways, but killing it in a Funk Fight was likely new to him.

Hank was quite adept at singing despite being mute, but time and time again, the fight went to Keith. Hank didn't seem happy with that as his grip on his knife tightened. You were about to intervene when a familiar clown laugh echoed through the air. Your phone rang again, with you putting it on speaker.

"Boss! That clown came back! I think he's hijacked an empty commuter train!"

You stared down Hank, and he did the same with you, both you snapped your fingers, which caused the surrounding area to revert back to normal, with the truck the trio tried to run you down with no longer trashed.

Sanford and Deimos got back into the driver and passenger seat, while Hank hopped into the back. He motioned that he was watching you as they drove off, but he didn't miss you flipping him off as they got out sight.

You let out a held breath and walked over to Keith, ruffling his hair.

"I owe you one kid, I really didn't want to have to get into a drag out fight today." You walked back over to the bench and collapsed into it, Keith joining you while you rested.

[lordsenorslowmo]

Employer!Reader Formally Meets BF

(I'm not dead! The last few weeks have been a little hectic and I haven't had much time nor drive to do much of anything, but I'm back again. This time with a continuation of the Tabi ask following directly after the end of that)

The drive wasn't eventful, beyond stopping for ice cream and nearly dropping your Double Chocolate Chunk. The two of them ate their ice cream in the back quietly whilst you did the same, while it wasn't how they were meant to be used, your powers made multitasking an absolute dream.

The two didn't seem very bothered despite nearly getting blown to kingdom come by a possibly undead ex boyfriend of Cherry's. You'd likely need to confront this 'Tabi' properly, when you weren't too busy being blinded by rage at your favorite restaurant becoming collateral in another attempt on her life.

You were very much aware of your surroundings when you pulled up to your second favorite restaurant. So far you didn't sense anything remotely close to a concealed bomb, which was good, but constant hyperawareness would give you a headache, so you would stop once the food was ordered.

Despite having most of your ice cream left, you swallowed the rest whole so you could enjoy a proper meal that wasn't several dozen breadsticks. You let the two of them finish their ice cream while you got the table. Fortunately they had already prepared the best table for you, you'd have to remember to tip them well.

As soon as you saw down at the table, you let out a sigh and all but slammed your head against the table. You needed to relax, despite appearances, that blast actually did manage to hurt you in a way, not just the grief of likely not being able to eat the Pasta Puttanesca you'd longed to have again, the blast left you with a full body ache, it would go away eventually, but remaining aware of your surroundings as a precaution was worsening the strain you body felt.

You'd deal with it afterwards, as after all you've had to deal with regarding him, you finally wanted to properly meet Cherry's current boyfriend, especially as his family was still new to the city. It didn't take long for the both of them to finish their ice cream and come sit down. Cherry seemed happy to finally spend time with you again.

"It feels like it's been forever since we last got to hang out!" She seemed to have put that whole encounter behind her.

"Indeed, I believe the last time we dined together you had graduated from Highschool, even then it was very much a family affair." A waiter brought menus for the three of you. You knew what you wanted to have, but it's clear Cherry was helping Keith decide what to get. You opted for this moment to get to know who Cherry decided would be her boyfriend.

"So." You managed to catch Keith's attention, he seemed a little on edge, likely having been grilled by Luis about dating Cherry, whether or not that was before or after they had their Funk Fight was unknown to you.

"I will not question why you both are dating, as it clear to me you both care for one another greatly, frankly to a concerning degree even. I will, however, ask how your family is adjusting to the city. I know you moved here around a year ago and I want to make sure you are enjoying your life here, despite." You didn't really have to mention the obvious. "The few incidents."

Keith let out the breath he was holding before he tried to speak. "Bee-" he caught himself for a moment, looking at you.

"Don't worry yourself, if you are more comfortable speaking that way, I am adept at translating regardless." He seemed to be happy as you said that.

"Beep Po Bap Bip De Skeep"

"Good, I'm glad that your parents are acclimating well. I know full well that my fair city is quite unlike others. But from what I have learned about your family I had a feeling that you all would fit in quite well here." The waiter came to take your orders, but you could tell you had put him slightly at ease. He probably expected a fight of sorts, your appearance always put people off, given you were made of dark twisting shadows with burning red eyes, had no pulse, no physical body, and were seemingly omniscient.

Once the waiter had taken your menus it left them without much to do besides converse with you.

"I would like to know how you both met. That's something I haven't been able to pry from your father."

Cherry perked up at this while Keith turned nearly as red as Cherry's dress. "Oh! I always love telling this story!"

"It was months ago now, but I was visiting the park in the afternoon, like I do when I'm bored, and was just relaxing near the fountain, when these three guys came up and started bugging me. They wouldn't leave me alone and at all and kept hitting on me. But when someone got hit by a car and distracted them, he saw them bothering me and came up and cracked his microphone right into one of their noses!" She was laughing to herself as she continued.

"After that, they tried to gang up on him when he challenged them to a Funk Fight, right then and there. Though that was after he had some choice words for them." That peaked your interest.

"What did he say?"

Keith seemed to be pleading with her not to continue, judging from how flustered he looked. She gave him a quick kiss on the forehead which worsened his blush and gave her a chance to lean into your ear and whisper what he said to you.

"Oh my! Quite the spitfire I see." You gave an honest chuckle, probably one the few times you ever have.

"After that, he wiped the floor with them and they beat it! Since then we've been dating!" You could tell that she was very much infatuated with him. She never had much going on in her head, so seeing her so focused on something was surprising to say the least.

"Well I am quite glad he did. I usually have an Agent or two patrolling the park daily, but if memory serves one of them did get hospitalized after getting run over by a rogue ice cream van so it adds up." Your food finally got delivered after you said this, and you opted to end the questioning for now.

The meal went well, Cherry and Keith seemingly had more to say to each other than to you, but that didn't bother you. Just from observing them they clearly loved each other, once again to a concerning degree, but it was still love. It was similar to Luis and Monica's love, though thankfully, in a way at least, it was less destructive to the city as a whole, despite the things Keith had to deal with just to date Cherry.

Once they had finished eating, you paid the bill and left a hefty tip. Escorting the two of them back to the car. All that was left was to get them home safely, and hopefully never mention that whole 'Ex Boyfriend Back For Revenge' to anyone.

The drive to the Dearest Estate was simple enough, when Cherry left she made sure to give Keith a kiss on the cheek and a wave goodbye, only stopping for you to ruffle her hair and give her a hug. She happily waved goodbye to both of you as she went back inside. You didn't wait long before you drove off. The drive to Keith's home was slightly longer.

You decided now was the best moment to talk with him. "I realize that after everything you have done to remain in a relationship with her, that my worries were for naught. You seem like a good kid, bit strange, and not a small bit stupid, but then again she also isn't the brightest bulb. I mean that about a nicely as one can when insulting someone's intelligence." You probably weren't helping things.

"The point being, so long as Cherry is happy and loves you, you are ok in my book, and while I can't stop Luis from trying to split you two up through Funk Fights, I can at the very least keep his schemes from killing you." You arrived not long after at his house, he got out before turning back to look at you.

"Badabee Dee Ska-" He shook his head for a second before locking eyes with you.

"Thank you."

You couldn't tell if he knew, but you smiled as he said that.

"It's no problem kid, I can't wait to see where you go from here."

He looked confused at this. "Beedo Skipop Bodee?"

He completely misunderstood what you meant by that, but oh well. "Be seeing you kid!" You drove off watching in your rearview as he walked inside.

He had a bright future ahead of him, you could tell, if you had to make sure he lived to see it, then you were fine with that.