#quick joke

[centii-art]

Lazy gif of my poor hobbit staring at an open door until it closed bc lotro was super laggy

[millitime-blog1]

Joke of the Day: Sunday School Teacher

A Sunday School teacher of preschoolers told her students that she wanted each of them to have learned one fact about Jesus by the next Sunday. The following week she asked each child in turn what he or she had learned. Susie said, "He was born in a manger." Bobby said, "He threw the money changers out of the temple." Little Johnny said, "He has a red pickup truck but he doesn't know how to drive it." Curious, the teacher asked, "And where did you learn that, Johnny?" "From my Daddy," said Johnny. "Yesterday we were driving down the highway, and this red pickup truck pulled out in front of us and Daddy yelled at him, 'Jesus Christ! Why don't you learn how to drive?'" Read the full article

[kr0-krimpson]

Celebrities get away with everything

Boy : Hey did you hear, (insert celebrity) is taking questions right now on tumblr

Girl: What!? Why are you talking to me? Go call the police.

Boy: Why?

Girl: What do you mean "why"? That's stealing.

Boy: What?

Girl: Nobody should be allowed to take another person's things. I'm so sick of famous people getting to do whatever they want.

[lesthebadger]

Knock Knock!

a) Who's there?

b) Nomad

a) Nomad who?

b) Nomad a what they say, know I love you.

- E.N.S.

[yateno]

Joke :)

 What do you call a big pile of kittens?

A meowntain.

[storiesofthestreet]

Even though modern science is providing better ways to sleep I still find heads down thumbs up is still a great method.