Carnage : The legend of quiltface AKA as Carnage road.
The totally backyard shot on video no point point horror movie. I got this on a multipack of shite movies 20 years ago and I decided it was time to be reminded of this. I press play on this very forgettable film about nothing and we get boobs and a machete to the head before the credits. Whoa this may be better than I remembered. But then after a sneak more boob we get a bunch of people walking in the dessert...they walk... they walk and walk. A bunch of snarky characters doing a awful excuse for a photo shoot in the dessert rumored to be home of the quiltface killer. Including a weird jerry lewis type of nerd character insulting to geeks (but I find it flattering). Then after your almost bored to tear the quiltface killer shows up like a Tusken raider and boom boom boom he kills then all. Wait we still got 20 minutes left ..soo go for a texas chainmassacre type loop ending, sure why the fuck not.
A lot of nonesense screaming and random people who may not know this is a movie so they just mumble. Best line was "jesus shit i gotta shit" so you know what your getting into, hilarious not a lot. Not for no budget newbies as quiltfaces dollar store killer mask will confuse you over scare you. Id hang out with him, he has no point, but he sees like a laugh.
