#quincoop

[miouex]

sweet chin music, take II

[manicpixiedreamkiller]

ok fine i’ll do it. eagles rpf lore masterpost:

1. jalen hurts and saquon the most classic love story of all time. saquon joining the eagles led jalen to the thing he wanted most in this world (super bowl ring). that parade might as well have been their wedding. this one is just incredibly profound to me. saquon’s saga of struggle in new york w the giants was infamous and misery inducing, for him to leave and win and ring that very season was a major deal and i think him and jalen just have a perfect understanding that they want the exact same thing and each other was the missing piece they needed to get there. literally brings a tear to my eye

2. jalen hurts and aj brown. two incredibly competitive freaks with opposite vibes. aj externalizes his frustration, jalen perhaps one of the most stoic players to ever do it. multiple instances of them getting heated on the sidelines followed by jalen launching the ball to aj downfield for unreal plays. rivalmance. currently possibly divorced ???simply so many layers to this one absolutely nobody on the planet but them probably really understands it. they’re naruto and sasuke to me fr there’s nothing like it. for my homestucks we already know. it’s the ultimate ♠️ they make each other better !!

3. jalen hurts and devonta smith. college teammates reunited !! both only a year older than me but bring extreme old man on the porch energy. smitty’s got a little more whimsy and outward excitement in him i think he helps jalen relax and lighten up a little. this one’s just cute and uncomplicated :)

4. cooper dejean and reed blankenship. the exciting whites ! in football it’s relatively rare for white guys to be notably good defenders and these guys are both very good and they were kind of considered a package deal for much of last season. i can totally see the appeal here but personally i’m not extremely invested bc of the following two reasons

5. cooper dejean and quinyon mitchell. two absolute dog psychopathic cornerbacks, they were rookies last year together and they came in and just went crazy right out of the gate. they’re simply peas in a pod and i love them. violent lunatics :)

6. cooper dejean and aj brown!!!!!! they seem to have gotten super close this offseason (and fallen in love perhaps ????) and in context of aj/jalen divorce proceedings aj seems to have found comfort in the cheerful young defender who has puppy dog energy off the field but pit bull energy on it. they do a huge bear hug before EVERY. SINGLE. GAME. aj plays offense and coop plays defense so sometimes one of them will run out onto the field just to hug the other guy even tho he’s not playing rn. aj was out with a hamstring injury for a week and was going out on the practice field just to hang out w coop. aj also seems to have stolen him away from reed which tickles me. aj has said he wants to get coop an all pro nod which is very cute of him. for a guy who everyone says is locker room poison he seems very invested in developing the younger players on the team but it’s also obvious coop is his favorite. my understanding is they get matched up in practice a lot so i assume that’s how this relationship developed. coop also likes to spam aj’s name the way the announcer will say it when he scores. A ! J ! BROWWWWWWWWN ! wow this one got away from me. aj brown makes me feel insane

7. aj brown and devonta smith. almost forgot this one which would’ve been a true crime they are the ultimate wide receiver duo. either one of them could probably go to another team and be the unquestioned number one option but they’d rather stick together and just share the number one spot which is not a common move for most team sport athletes. they’re legends and clearly each others rock to an extent when weird shit is happening with media speculation about what philadelphias problem is. when aj and jalen are butting heads it’s devonta keeping the whole thing cool (since saquon has been here he helps w that too but devonta was the og peacekeeper between them particularly he seems to be able to get aj to cool off easier than anybody else (except possibly now coop ?)) for any homestucks out there reading this (only 2 ppl are gonna read this) there’s def some ♦️ between aj and devonta and also ♣️ w the two of them and jalen

8. saquon barkley and quinyon mitchell. this is a new one for me but i’m absolutely all in here. q is reportedly a pretty quiet dude off the field despite being an absolute maniac on it and saquon seems to have taken that personally and decided he needs to rile this kid up at any opportunity. this is another one where i think they started getting matched up in practice a bunch which led to a lot of chirping which led to them getting obsessed w getting under each others skin. huge unresolved sexual tension here. also saquon barkley is built like a tank and can squat like 1000 lbs and quinyon is a lil skinny guy with a narrow waist that saquon could probably throw around all day (that part also applies to smitty and jalen. jalen has quads blessed by the gods and smitty is so petite they call him the slim reaper)

ok thats all for now there’s certainly more but these are currently the most important to me. the yaoi potential on this team is absolutely astronomical i need some of my nhl and nba rpf girlies to migrate over here expeditiously. also if ur gonna postulate to me abt the morality of rpf remember that albert einstein himself said rpf is fine. if u think any of these men are on tumblr- actually i’m cutting myself off on that one. i could see aj brown having a blog. anyway gridiron football is literally an entire sport built around intricate rituals. this is americas greatest fujoshi achievement.

[since1933]

Oh, they think each other are hilarious. I'm so sure.

[glittersgloom]

your quincoop fic is so good this ship has me in a chokehold lately so my request should you choose to accept it is for a quincoop fic abt q stealing coop’s clothes out of his locker which coop has claimed he does all the time even though he has plenty of his own clothes in his own locker. coop also said q leaves his shit in coopers locker all the time which i’m also obsessed with. q is such a territorial little maniac 💚

omg wowie thank u thank u that’s so nice!!! <333💚

i lowkey forgot abt it for a minute then i got this :3…read it back im like damn this ain't complete ass yk what you aight ao3 user nightdreamer...

getting awf topic sorry its 2 am. Ok. taking notes taking notes…q stealing coop’s clothes (!!!!!)…leaves stuff in his locker. #NOTED. hmm. Ok. i wonder maybe. maybe i could do a 5 +1 thing. but then maybe idk if i would just add this to the quincoop thing i started months ago for jules lol…'twas supposed to be a surprise but now im washed so prayers it sees the light of day. main thing is it was q’s birthday nd also ring ceremony the same day i think. and so: q getting drunk off his ass kfjslks i'm sure you've seen him at the parade. & birthday sex. here's sum of what i had for that:

All the day’s edges feel sharper on his birthday. Q wakes with the taste of last night mapped out against his teeth, molars aching faint with sugar, whatever was in those drinks, and—God, is that salt or just guilt about all the shit he must’ve done yesterday. Turning his head, something in his neck pops, sharp, muscle folded over on itself from sleeping in a C-shape. Better to just stay there, biting the inside of his mouth, probing the sore spot he’s made over the years, waiting to see if it’ll finally give up and bleed. The pillowcase is doing its best impression of a crime scene—one patch dark with sweat, evidence of him, proof he was here, alive, even if his dreams were all staticky reruns of football and and something about chasing a raccoon out of his mom’s car, teeth grinding all the while. He reaches for the phone and misses, because of course he does, dragging half the blanket with him and managing to knock a bottle of water onto the floor where it can go live out its life in exile. He’ll rescue it later. Or not. His phone screen is a war zone. Blue fireworks, three missed calls from his mom (she’s got that sixth sense, she knows he’s ignoring breakfast), and Coop—top of the list, of course, with a cartoon bomb and a selfie that should honestly get him banned from Instagram. 12:00 a.m. on the dot, he probably set a reminder: QUINYONAMO BAYYYYYY (five Ys, more balloons than necessary, and a face only a mother could love. He can say that because he’s seen Coop’s mom do the same grimace on TV.) “you’re da guy!!! happy birthday, see you at the ring thing, LEGEND.” He swipes past, but it clings in his brain like gum in a hoodie pocket. All wild teeth, reckless as a car crash, Coop looking straight at him, and Q can’t pretend he isn’t eating it up a little bit. Somewhere in the scroll is his grandma, a “God bless you my baby,” all text and no punctuation. It makes his chest contract. His mom—“Don’t forget to call me if it rains. Love you. Proud, proud, proud.” Maxen has sent three in a row—one of those cursed Toledo bus photos where Q’s head is lolling, mouth wide, pure drool monster. “Old man!” it says, and Q bites his lip harder, ache familiar as their laundry days, as the shape of the TMNT blanked twisted under his knees. And Jalen, well. Keeps it simple as always:  “Happy birthday, Quinyon. Let’s get another. 🎉” Q’s brows tick up. The confetti may as well be a collector's item.  But it’s Coop’s face that won’t quit. Thumb twitching, Q opens the photo again, fullscreen this time, pixels crowding out the world. Coop's hair sticks up like he slept in a wind tunnel, eyes crinkled and bright, one hand holding up a Swiss Roll stabbed through with a candle, the cheap kind that burns sideways, wax puddling. Stupid, sweet. He’s grinning, teeth on display, corners of his mouth sharp enough to cut, and Q chews the inside of his cheek—molars pressing down, looking for something to break—because it’s too early for this. Heart doing its weak little flip, that awful-great squirm under the ribs. He rubs at his temple, a ritual for headaches or hope, llets the phone drop back to his chest and stares at the ceiling, room gone quiet except for the puff of his own breath. The city pushes in at the window. Sunlight flattening itself over the covers, cheap and insistent, and Q thinks about the candle, the cake, the godawful earnestness of it. He drags a hand down his face, palm rasping over jaw and mouth, thumb snagging at the edge of his lip, and shifts, the mattress groaning under him — Michelangelo winking up from the edge of the blanket, forest green and unbothered while Q's heart folds in on itself, sour twist and all. Time to get up, probably.

Literally Idk. i hope u enjoy. 😭😭😭😭😭. like i literally dk. oomf had given me this corny gay song so i was listening to that a lot while writing.

[miouex]

🖤❤️

[miouex]

"What does it mean to you to have Quinyon with you on, y'know, on the Pro Bowl team?"

"Yeah I think I was more, more happy that Q got on the Pro Bowl, to be honest."

[miouex]

quincoop postgame thoughts, largely based on these events

tyler locket had cooper mad as hell

a mad as hell cooper is still very cool and collected. he shoved lockett mid-stride and didn't miss a step that first time, and then when lockett got in someones face on the eagles sideline coop pushed him again and kept moving. personally find that extremely hot, added to the brain bank of rpf fodder ✅️

in the exact opposite direction is q who is searching for any excuse to get in someone's face and escalate. literally he watched lockett get in coop's face and then as soon as coop pushed him quin started jogging over to continue the beef (on coop's behalf? >:3 rpf tinhatting always)

q is a menace and a pain in the ass and a BRAT in general but when someone is trying to start smth with the other dbs he's really somethin else like. first to the fight and he WILL need to be physically removed. i have many thoughts about this.

throwback to the exciting mics episode where reed said quin has been "quietly shutting people down" and coop immediately goes "quietly 🤨??" like. u cannot be talking about MY menace to nfl offenses quinyon mitchell?? he's under no illusions about How Q Acts lmfao

FOR THE FIFTH GAME OF THE LAST SIX Q WORE ONE OF SAQUON’S WRISTBANDS AND I PHYSICALLY CAN'T BE NORMAL ABOUT IT. crazy insane jealousy fodder for those with lust and toxicity in their hearts.

all this to say, imagine if you will: q baiting coop into letting out all his frustration on q (in a sex way) after they get a home game shutout 😇 making him lose it via pure audacity and a little (OR A LOT OF) strategic jealousy 😇 coop finally breaking composure for real and getting his hands around q's waist and Putting him in his Place 😇 that's all 😇

[miouex]

i need some relief, my skin in your teeth

"You're fucking unbelievable," Coop says as he pulls Quinyon into the airport bathroom and locks the door. He's up on Quin immediately, near-frantic with want and jealousy and needneedneed.

a quincoop pwp fic ft. wall sex, jealousy, and a load-bearing flight delay

this is part of a larger (as yet unwritten) secret relationship au with an unnecessary amount of #lore, which is inextricably baked into this 4.5k pwp fic, so i figured i would include all of that in a post for funsies.

SO BASICALLY IT'S LIKE THIS

known clothes stealer qmitch

cooper is always at the scene of the crime when quinyon is starting shit with someone ("you're talking crazy already" i will build the most beautiful mountain from this molehill)

q and saquon have a lot of Tension due to the chirping they do with each other (he also kinda has smth similar with aj but aj kinda shifted focus to coop so that's less prominent in this)

the packers game was the first time q wore one of sa's sweatbands (im insane now bc of this, thanks saquin)

this saquin sideline moment happened at some point

q was acting like a fucking hellion during that game. legit got in matt lafleur's face, cooper PLEASE come collect your man before he causes real actual problems

q posing as the crowd boos him, ignoring coop in the process

after the game q did an interview and i got these screencaps so. do with that what u will.

their flight home got delayed for a few hours that night (u can hear someone (probably) learning about that in the background of this video), so :) free airport quickie bc coop can't control himself

this gif lives in my head and is the visual i was working off of

last but most important, thank u @manicpixiedreamkiller this literally would not exist without u, it's basically half your brainchild and im so grateful u let me do quincoop nonsense in ur inbox every day💚

SO YEAH THAT'S WHY I WROTE 4K WORDS OF QUINCOOP PORN KTHXBYE