#quinnpost

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i've survived far worse. i've also died to far less though so who knows

[l0rddiavolo0]

Hi Lord Diavolo,

It’s me Quinn! Hi! Do you like squirt? We have like so much squirt in the house.

Sincerely,

Quinn(get quinned)((#get quinned))

Hello Quinn!

I had to look up what this was, and it seems like an interesting Soda! If I have some free time in the human world I will have to try it!

Thank you for this information, Quinn!

#get Diavolo'd

[smushiguro]

Dragon Age Inquisition au where everything is the same except Solas is replaced by Taako

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it's a well-known secret among time travelers that you can just do whatever you want to genghis khan and it won't affect history at all. just last week i visited late 12th century mongolia to do a Hot Ones-style interview with him and someone had already given him a PBR baseball cap and a steam deck- the butterfly effect has that name for a reason but temüjin's destiny is just so firmly rooted that no amount of interference could possibly change it. dude absolutely kills it at Crypt of the Necrodancer

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that edible you took three years ago is about to kick in

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ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted a quarter million in unmarked nonconsecutive bills in the next half hour or another hostage gets it

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i pull out my handgun and shoot myself in the head and the bullet flies cleanly through the hole that was already there from when i shot myself in the head last week

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me: ok ok sorry, i promise i'll stop coming up with weird euphemisms for hitting the weed pen

me 5 minutes later: yall mind if i go ruin christmas?