#quitling harper

[mira-marbles]

Quitland incorrect quotes

@thelunar27 I was going to try to send an ask about this, but it doesn't support links apparently

23, to Jo: Are you peanuts? Because I want to boil you alive.

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23: I’m never donating blood ever again.

23: The second you walk through the door, it’s just one invasive question after another!

23: ‘Where did you get it?’ 'Why is it in a bucket?’ I mean, do you want it or not?

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Demon: I haven't seen Biker and Chicken for fifteen minutes now.

*Outside a nearby window, a car without a driver inside is seen rolling down a driveway, with Biker and Chicken running after it in a panic. Demon doesn't look outside at all.*

Demon: That probably means they're getting into trouble.

(the real reason she's not with them)

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Chicken: Biker is off at an appointment, so while they’re gone, I’m going to cut the sleeves off all of my shirts.

Demon: Why?

Chicken: They’re like 90% of my impulse control.

(accept my gremlin Chicken agenda)

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Chicken: Caffeine no longer keeps me awake while I work, so instead I have Biker periodically send me texts saying ‘we need to talk.’

Chicken: It gives me the right amount of adrenaline and fear I need to keep going.

[mira-marbles]

OH MY GOODNESS "NEVER LOVE AN ANCHOR" BY THE CRANE WIVES AS HARPER'S PARENTS SINGING TO HIM

"Do you ever think of me and my two hands and wonder why they never soothed your fevers, and wonder why they never tied your shoes, and wonder why they never held you gently"

"I am selfish, I am broken, I am cruel, I am all the things they might have said to you"