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I just want to be happy in my life. I want to stay sane. I'm lucky that I have a job that I love.…. Source?

I don’t remember when she said it. Thank you.

Thanks for the message, Anon.

Inquirer

The only thing I would say about my wedding is, I managed to squeeze it in on a weekend during production (laughs). What was most beautiful about it is that I had my very close family and friends there.

I just want to be happy in my life (laughs). I want to stay sane. I’m lucky that I have a job that I love. It’s very important that your career can’t be your only thing. So, I feel lucky that I’ve also found someone who makes me very happy. As long as I can keep those two things going well, then I’ll be good.

Remember what she said when asked about her wedding?

Her actual wedding, in August 2019

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Source: Scott the Woz

Person 1: Valentines Day? I'm ready. *Sprays an entire can of AXE body spray on thimself*

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@idk234567891 I actually don’t really remember where I got the quote from but it is based on this. :)

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Source: YouTube (Drumsy)

Person 1: Okay, what does A stand for?

Person 2: Arson.

Person 1: Aw, you’re so good. Okay! B! What does B stand for?

Person 2: Barson.

Person 3: *laughter*

Person 1: What stands for C?

Person 2: Commit arson.

Person 3: Oooo.

Person 1: D!

Person 2: Don’t come near me, I’m going to commit arson.

Person 3: *more laughter*

Person 1: I raised them real well.

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Source: Vine (Evan Breen)

Person 1: Oh man, you have any shaving cream?

Person 2: No, I don't like the way that it tastes.

Person 1: Wait, you eat shaving cream?

Person 1: No, why would I eat it if I don't like the taste?

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Source: Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Person 1: Thanks, Dad.

Person 1: ... Why is everyone staring at me?

Person 2: You just called Person 3 "Dad". You said "Thanks, Dad."

Person 1: What? No, I didn't. I said "Thanks, man."

Person 3: Do you see me as a father figure, Person 1?

Person 1: No. If anything, I see you as a bother figure 'cause you're always bothering me.

Person 4: Hey, show your father some respect!

Person 1: I didn't call him "Dad"!

Person 3: No, no, no, no, Person 1. I take it as a compliment.

Person 5: It's not a big deal. I called Person 6 "Mom" once and she's my fiance.

Person 1: Guys, jump in that! Person 5 has psycho-sexual issues.

Person 7: Old news! But you calling Person 3 "Daddy"--

Person 1: Hey, "Daddy" is not on the table here.

Person 8: You did call him "Dad", dude.

Person 1: You shut up. You did nothing but lie since you got here.

Person 8: Alright, alright. I lied about the hold up, but the dad thing? That happened.

Person 1: Aha! He admitted his alibi was a lie. All part of my crazy, devious plan.

Person 3: I believe you--

Person 1: Thank you.

Person 3: --Son. Do you want to talk about it later over a game of Catch?

Person 1: ... I'd like that.