Sources of Incorrect Quotes

We source memes here, sir

[incorrect-quote-directory]

Hello everyone! I'm PK (20+ years old, she/her or they/them). I made this blog as a source directory for common incorrect quotes.

I run an incorrect quotes blog outside of this one, and more often than not, quotes that get submitted don't have a proper source attached (no source listed, citing a generator as a source, etc.)

I'm hoping to correct that problem by scouring the internet for sources of these quotes so that maybe more people know where their haha funny meme posts are coming from! I cant be the only one who's curious.

With that in mind, I know Tumblr's seach function is pretty shitty, so I'm hoping to set up a Google doc and/or an actual webpage to make quotes easier to search for.

Feel free to drop a quote in the ask box if you want a quote sourced! I'll do my best to find a source for you! If you happen to find a source of a common incorrect quote, please send it via Submissions!

[nosebleedclub]

What do you believe in now?

[moldpuppy]

self preservation through love

[sleepdopesmoker]

chupacapra

[guillotinedream]

Chupacabra as well

[danwasonfireonce]

I JUST FOUND OUT THAT TWO OF MY “HETEROSEXUAL” GUY BEST FRIENDS WERE FUCKING EACH OTHER AND MY BEST FRIEND CAUGHT THEM IM CHOKING 

[danwasonfireonce]

this is the best day ever 

[danwasonfireonce]

of course you are

[phan-you-not]

fyi he likes vagina

[feetdavidson]

I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight

[feetdavidson]

this same idiot: what kind of animal is the pink panther

me, already taking off my clothes: benjamin you’re so fucking stupid

[servalias]

oh my god the original out in the wild

[1anonyymous1]

[kegelgod-deactivated20160519]

How to spoon:

Dick hard on the butt

Titty in my hand

Kiss ya neck

Hell yeah

[toohot-tohoot]

What

[kegelgod-deactivated20160519]

HOW TO SPOON

DICK HARD ON THE BUTT

TITTY IN MY HAND

KISS YA NECK

H E L L Y E A H

[carbomcoco]

this is the only heritage post that matters to me

[ashstfu]

i want to kill you

are you flirting with me

[kim-jong-chill]

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

[mattheuphonium-blog]

fabulous 

[tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020]

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

[counterpunches]

#HAPPY GOOD FRIDAY

[redbuddi]

me: *sips drink* wow this is bad

friend: is it? *sips my drink* wow yeah this is bad

friend 2: let me try *sips my drink* oh God that's terrible

friend 3: hey what's going on here

me: my drink is bad

friend 3: *sips my drink* that's bad

friend 4: the drink is bad? *sips my drink*the drink is bad

friend 5: did I hear something about a bad drink?

[feetdavidson]

I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight

[feetdavidson]

this same idiot: what kind of animal is the pink panther

me, already taking off my clothes: benjamin you’re so fucking stupid

[servalias]

oh my god the original out in the wild

[moeria-deactivated20130301]

bad

[gwschoolhiatus-deactivated20161]

i looked up the source for this and its from an anime where a dude has to keep a constant boner for a month straight or he loses his house

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

is this the episode where he lost his house

[junglejim4322]

I have not stopped thinking about this even once for the last 8 years

[baetology]

Stop letting your heart and your pussy choose your men.

[trapbinch]

I’m confused, what is left…

[trapbinch]

Oh nvm lmao my brain. You right sis lol you is right

[baetology]

You really forgot your whole brain.

[pussylipgloss]

she read this post with her pussy

[animentality]

[lelouch]

[shitpeoplesayintf2]

[outofcontextdiscord]

From my d&d group-

ID/Alt: “You’re a subvariant of nerd called a bitch!”

[pancakeke]

types of infused water I’ve been told to make:

hot dog water

pickles

[pancakeke]

these two replies are worrying for different reasons

[jonahmagnus]

Wearing an “anime fans dni” Tshirt to an anime convention and watching people in the crowd be physically blasted back from my energy like I’m parting the red sea