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[Discussing how Jen is older than many of her coworkers]

Jen: and he said, You're like the team grandma!

Sierra: WHO said that??

Jen: [My husband].

Sierra: Divorce.

Jen: Widowed.

[shirleywhere]

[quoteswithfriends-blog1]

Not everywhere you go is somewhere you have to be

Jackson

[quiteaquoteboard]

Jen: *coughs*

Jen: Sorry, I was recently deceased and I’m just getting over it.

[shirleywhere]

" There are so many of them, they have so much energy and none of them can walk in a straight line."

Bao

[shirleywhere]

If you don’t understand a word (in Latin), just guess that it means death.

[shirleywhere]

I did some more math today but then I got a headache.

[quiteaquoteboard]

Ashley: Well, fuck it. I’m gonna do what I fucking want. ‘Cause I’m thirty-two, goddamnit.