#qwerk

[avidamnit]

“Hey look, a rat carrying a piece of pizza!”

“Sweet, free rat!”

[ebonyquotes]

I haven't stabbed a pirate in a while, I miss it!

Zeke

[fuckyeahdragrace]

[avidamnit]

“This is what you get for having a best friend!”

“...I don’t think that’s the message here.”

[avidamnit]

Lorric can you make breast milk?

[avidamnit]

Qwerk still has a gored ass.

[avidamnit]

Kids, don’t eat your other mommy’s magic horse.

[avidamnit]

“Is there a wizard air traffic controller?” “No, there’s just guards waiting to snipe you out of the sky.”