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Burnt toast is a metaphor for all human ills: an essay by Chester.

Chester

#chester #no context for you

Pandora's Box was just a toaster: a TED talk by David.

--David

#David #no context for you

Instead of painting the sky, we painted the room with our gore!

Stacey

#Stacey #out of context d&d

Michael Fassbender is young, hip, "I'll fuck your mom" Magneto.

--David

#david #x-men #magneto #michael fassbender

I'm still classifying it as a hate crime, because it was a crime, and I hate it!

Avi

#avi #no context for you

Home Alone, but with lesbian grandmas.

Drunk Chester

#chester #drunk chester #jamie lee curtis #sigourney weaver

I just negged God, what does that mean?

Chester

#chester #negging #no context for you #blasphemy

We can all see into the 4th dimension: it's vodka!

David

#david #no context for you

Pink, gun knees, drill dick, this guy has everything.

Zach

#zach #no context for you

Valarian will say anything if you give him millet, he is not a reliable witness!

David

#david #budgies #birds #valarian

I have solved eggs!

Avi

#avi #out of context d&d

Countless counterculture rebels before me lend me their power. I’m like the avatar but with colorful hair and safety pin jewelry.

Zach

#zach #no context for you

I hate it when my belly button gains sentience!

David

#no context for you #david

Statistically speaking, the likelihood of a teen with colored hair being Billie Eilish is very small - less than 1%!

David

#david

America is Like a Broken Spoon: a Eulogy by David

Drunk David

#david #drunk david #drunk chester

My waifu potential is no joke!

Avi

#avi #no context for you

Love doesn't have to grammar!

David

#david

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