#r squared

[izhunny]

You know what...

Don't let the door hit you on the 4SS on your way out.

[red-is-the-new-blackington]

“It’s been too long, Marnie. You look wonderful.”

Headcanon: Little Marnie Peterson grew out of her ‘bat face’.

Edit: AND I’m also gonna say that “R Squared” (as she called him) = Real Reddington ;) ‘cause otherwise, this HC goes against Imposter Theory.

[pierremcguire]

so I go grocery shopping every week with my friend Ray

at checkout we like to see who can most accurately guess how much Ray spends on his groceries

last week the cashier started giggling and then told us “it’s super cute when couples do that” 

neither ray or I said anything because ??? how do you respond when you’re not a couple???

AND THEN

most of my friend group keeps pointing out that Ray and I are practically dating which ???? 

[pierremcguire]

ray and I may have just broken up? I'm not entirely sure, we haven't finished the conversation but it basically boils down to the fact that he is so busy and stressed he doesn't think he can devote the time and energy he wants to give to a relationship, which is understandable but still upsetting

[pierremcguire]

i rlly rlly rlly like this boy ugh

[pierremcguire]

so I'm fine going 2 1/2 years without kissing someone but now that ray and I are dating I just want to kiss him??? like all the time??

I am confusion

plz explain

[pierremcguire]

life update: ray and I are a Thing now???

[pierremcguire]

last night I was hanging out with ray and when I was hugging him goodbye he gave me a kiss on the cheek

and my dumb ass said "awwww" and then I fucking left