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Bill: I r-r-really hate my stutter.

Eddie: Yeah, and I hate my diseases.

Beverly: Well I hate my father..

Stan: Me too.

Richie: Don’t worry guys, we all have flaws…none of which are bigger then my wang.

Beverly: You always figure out a way to ruin a sentimental moment Richie.

Richie: Wang…

Eddie: I feel bad for whoever is going to end up with you

Richie: It’s too early for self-pity, Eddie

Eddie: *chokes on his drink*

R + E

they're here. they've made it.

Eddie: Richie I am not gonna use that spoon, it has been in your mouth and it has your saliva.

Richie: Come on, Eds. You've had my saliva and plenty of my other body fluids in your mouth.

All of the Losers: Beep beep Richie! Gross!

Richie: What? It's true! Saliva, tears...

Patty: Wait a second, why would Eddie have your tears in his mouth?

Stan: Patty we agreed we aren't ever gonna ask Riche anything!

Riche (ignoring Stan): Because he's a romantic asshole and kisses my eyes when I cry.

Eddie: Yeah... I do that...

Reddie: *heart eyes*

All of the Losers: *silently appreciating the scene*

Richie: And also c-

Everyone: RICHIE!!

Hi, I spoke with Maturin, he said that your canon is apocryphal.

(Eddie ranting is all @jeffgoldblumsmulletinthe90s <3)

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