Stan: Have you ever heard of critical thinking?
Richie: I don’t think so, what are some of their songs?

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Stan: Have you ever heard of critical thinking?
Richie: I don’t think so, what are some of their songs?
Richie, talking abt Eddie: He could kill me and I‘d thank him
Stan, who‘s heard this a thousand times: I‘d thank him too.
pov: they’re clearly more than friends.
Eddie: I feel bad for whoever is going to end up with you
Richie: It’s too early for self-pity, Eddie
Eddie: *chokes on his drink*
Richie Tozier radiates little spoon energy, fight me.
Do I have to explain the clothes situation? 👁️
Richie is king of pet names mountain, Eddie uses them occasionally (and barely notices but Richie goes all ✨afsvsggachnfd✨)
Both of them are extroverted due to their jobs but I don't put Richie as super extroverted because my dude has a panic attack before a performance 4/10 times.
Eddie Kaspbrak is king of "here, I love you" mountain. Acts of service champion.
Eddie is the one that confesses first because, well, he is a risk analyst. He would compare the probability of success and decide to act (also Richie wouldn't risk it).
About bugs: Eddie would be all for dealing with the bugs because the sooner he gets them out of the house the sooner he can sanitize the entire surface (but he wouldn't kill them). Richie would freak out everytime.
I didn't even put Richie in the "can't drive" zone because I forgot he would never have to. Eddie drives that car and gets them to places twice as fast (Richie could make a whole comedy special just about the insults Eddie creates for whoever is dumb enough to jaywalk in his presence).
They can't cook. Eddie knows what ingredients to buy and stuff but never learned how to do it himself. Richie has survived on takeout since college. They learn to cook together later ❤️.
Richie would be all for PDA after going to therapy, Eddie wouldn't necessarily iniciate but would welcome it (except if he detects that Richie is in distress for any reason) (then Eddie would hold the hell out of his hand and ground him)
Richie would be protective of Eddie but at a lower level because of the issues Eddie has around people "protecting him". Eddie would annihilate anyone that tries to hurt Richie in a heartbeat.
Richie has less relationship experience because almost all of his partners were flings, Eddie has a little bit more because of his marriage but neither of them have experience in a serious relationship with another man.
Their horny level is that high because, well, they've been pining for each other almost 3 decades.
They are awkward af.
Jealousy level also high but Richie's is a bit lower because self depreciation.
In conclussion: I love them your honor.
IT CHARACTERS AS RANDOM MEMES ON MY PHONE BC IVE BEEN GIVING YOU NOTHING AND I FEEL BAD
Eddie:
Richie:
Ben:
Stan: (i’m sorry)
Bev:
Mike:
Bill (if u saw this before i added him no u didn’t)
Pennywise while the losers were bullying him to death:
The Losers killing Pennywise:
The Losers:
youre nb but you call yourself a bitch (bitch is a FEMALE dog btw) why???
i am on the FLOOR
bitch and bastard are GENDERED terms and thus you must use the neutral: bitchard
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hey do you have a tumblr
no sorry
Reblog if you don’t have a tumblr
Your sailor nickname is [what color your shirt is] [your first pet’s name]. You are [phone battery percentage] years old. Your ship is the HMS [last thing you ate].
Chik-fil-le sandwich
INGREDIENTS:
4 hamburger buns, split
1 head green leaf lettuce, leaves separated
1 beefsteak tomato, sliced
20 dill pickle slices
FOR THE CHICKEN
2 boneless, skinless chicken breasts
1 cup dill pickle juice
1 ½ cups milk, divided
1 cup peanut oil
1 large egg
½ cup all-purpose flour
1 tablespoon confectioners’ sugar
Kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper, to taste
DIRECTIONS:
Place a chicken breast on a cutting board. With your hand flat on top of it, carefully slice the chicken in half horizontally. Trim excess fat as needed.
In a large shallow baking dish, combine chicken, pickle juice and ½ cup milk; marinate for at least 30 minutes. Drain well.
Heat peanut oil in a large skillet over medium high heat.
In another large shallow baking dish, whisk together remaining 1 cup milk and egg. Stir in chicken to coat and drain excess milk mixture.
In a gallon size Ziploc bag or large bowl, combine chicken, flour and confectioners’ sugar; season with salt and pepper, to taste.
Working in batches, add chicken to the skillet and cook until evenly golden and crispy, about 4-5 minutes. Transfer to a paper towel-lined plate.
Serve chicken immediately on burger buns with green leaf lettuce, tomato and pickles.
Also if y’all are interested, I have the copycat recipes for the Frosted Lemonade and the Chicken Nuggets
https://www.tablespoon.com/recipes/copycat-chick-fil-a-nuggets/2b483ee0-a13e-4a3f-bf0b-9b26099c6e24
https://cincyshopper.com/copycat-chick-fil-a-frosted-lemonade/
If you like their food, this post will help you not fund them anymore.
I’m just super fucking bitter that once the flint water crisis got it’s 15 minutes of fame people stopped giving a shit. The water is still poisoned, people! Donations have plummeted and people have been forced back into drinking and bathing with the water! The medical effects of this are astounding, cases of legionnaires disease have skyrocketed, people are having seizures, people are having weird rashes break out over their body, people (including me!) are having their blood poisoned, and it’s not just lead! it’s coliform bacteria! it’s THMs! it’s all in the water and it gets into the bloodstream and breaks down blood vessels, causing bruising and petechiae and internal bleeding and no one gives a shit anymore and it’s only gotten worse like how many people are going to have to die until people realize this is still a problem
I would like to add that the people of Flint cannot sell their houses, because selling a house with leaded water is illegal. Additionally, households with children can’t stop paying for the water because living in a house without running water is cause for CPS to take their kids. Flint has been living this way for over two years.
The people of Flint are trapped by the legal system. And it is only the most high profile case out many cities with a similar problem.
Because the government has abandoned them, they are dependant on help from the outside. Donate here
https://www.instagram.com/p/COEluXKHRXo/?igshid=18sqz34fzhshs
My name is Mari Copeny, I’m a 12 year old from Flint, Michigan. You may know me as Li… LuLu Brezzell needs your support for Little Miss Flin
Mari Copeny has taken the initiative to create a water filter. I’ve linked her GoFundMe that’s she using to raise money for it. She’s been able to raise $50k in donations but her next goal is $1 million
Water is a basic human right, it says a lot about governments that fail to provide that. Especially for a so called ‘first world country’
Richie: Oh, no, there's a cockroach
Eddie: Ew, take off your shoe and kill it
Richie: *takes off his shoe and kills it with his bare foot*
Eddie: OH MY FUCKING GOD
Eddie: I can't believe Richie likes me back
Beverly: That's great!
Eddie: No, I genuinely can't believe it
Eddie: I'm overtly certain this is some sort of deceptive hoax
sorry for not posting anything in a long time I am mentally ill its not my fault /hj (which means that im sort of joking, but I truly have not been feeling the best mentally so I'm sorry for my absence)
Richie: Hypothetical question, if I asked you to marry me would you say yes or no?
Eddie: Are you asking me to marry you?
Richie: That depends on if you’re saying yes.
Eddie: I can’t say yes if you’re not really asking me
Richie: Well, I’m not asking unless you say yes!
Stan: I can’t understand how you two have made it as far as you have.
Eddie: Relationship-wise or in life?
Stan: Both.
https://innocenceproject.org/petitions/stop-execution-pervis-payne/
link to washington post article
justice for Matthew Rushin
https://www.change.org/p/governor-mike-dewine-pardon-keith-lamar
https://www.keithlamar.org/ (includes donations + info about his case)
https://sign.moveon.org/petitions/abolish-the-death-penalty-3?bucket=&source=twitter-share-button&utm_campaign=&utm_source=twitter&share=880fc3bf-d248-46e6-83a7-1b08fb1e6d9e
petition
justice for Julius Jones
obviously feel free to add more. Despite me not being the creator of the thread I still encourage others to see and share more information
https://twitter.com/shinkmis/status/1337234585151795201?s=20
Text ‘TEAMPAYNE’ to 52886
please dont tag this as a l/on/g p/ost. I formatted it this way for a reason