Richie Tozier radiates little spoon energy, fight me.
Do I have to explain the clothes situation? 👁️
Richie is king of pet names mountain, Eddie uses them occasionally (and barely notices but Richie goes all ✨afsvsggachnfd✨)
Both of them are extroverted due to their jobs but I don't put Richie as super extroverted because my dude has a panic attack before a performance 4/10 times.
Eddie Kaspbrak is king of "here, I love you" mountain. Acts of service champion.
Eddie is the one that confesses first because, well, he is a risk analyst. He would compare the probability of success and decide to act (also Richie wouldn't risk it).
About bugs: Eddie would be all for dealing with the bugs because the sooner he gets them out of the house the sooner he can sanitize the entire surface (but he wouldn't kill them). Richie would freak out everytime.
I didn't even put Richie in the "can't drive" zone because I forgot he would never have to. Eddie drives that car and gets them to places twice as fast (Richie could make a whole comedy special just about the insults Eddie creates for whoever is dumb enough to jaywalk in his presence).
They can't cook. Eddie knows what ingredients to buy and stuff but never learned how to do it himself. Richie has survived on takeout since college. They learn to cook together later ❤️.
Richie would be all for PDA after going to therapy, Eddie wouldn't necessarily iniciate but would welcome it (except if he detects that Richie is in distress for any reason) (then Eddie would hold the hell out of his hand and ground him)
Richie would be protective of Eddie but at a lower level because of the issues Eddie has around people "protecting him". Eddie would annihilate anyone that tries to hurt Richie in a heartbeat.
Richie has less relationship experience because almost all of his partners were flings, Eddie has a little bit more because of his marriage but neither of them have experience in a serious relationship with another man.
Their horny level is that high because, well, they've been pining for each other almost 3 decades.
Jealousy level also high but Richie's is a bit lower because self depreciation.
In conclussion: I love them your honor.
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