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Would you, if you needed to, in some crazy event, use a zucchini as a dildo?

Send a ◎ and a question and my muse must answer, even if it's a secret.

I mean, food play is nice and all, but -- I think that goes a little too far. Poor zucchinis ...

Though I appreciate that, beb, I have early schedules tomorrow and need early sleep. (yawns;

Pshhh, okay, okay. Dream of me, beb. [/throws a pillow at him]

This is terrible. I don't want to hear more. Why do you always tell me gross stuff right before I go to bed? I'm now beside myself.

Maybe to keep you awake so you can talk longer to me. Mwah.

#r;beb #leehongbn #r

Dude, I'm still so worried about that. How can one's intestines get pulled out of their teeny-tiny asshole?

That’s actually possible. A friend of mine once worked with disabled people and one of them apparently ate a piece of a plastic bag or something?! And when they went to the toilet, a piece of it hung out of their … you know … and they tried to pull it out and woops, guess what happened.

#r;beb #ooc-ish #i guess?!#not sure if it happened like that but yE #leehongbn #r

I know, but I was bored so I came to complain to you. (smiles wide;

[/squints at him] Just think of the vacuum incident instead.

#r;beb #leehongbn #r

There is porn on my dash, it's too late.

I didn't do it!

#r;beb #this time #leehongbn #r

(waddles in, sits and looks at you with wide eyes and slightly pursed lips;

[/sits down in front of him, his legs crossed] Speak your mind. Let it all out.

#r;beb #u ok #leehongbn #r

[text] This is upsetting my poop.

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