Upon further consideration I'm unsure if Trash Panda should be classified as a dog or as a Rodent Of Unusual Size (R.O.U.S.)
Reasons why:
1. Appearance
A. It's not clear in the picture but he has bloodred eyelids and the vets don't know why
B. Oddly proportioned. His paws and chest are giant but his head and legs are oddly tiny
2. Behavior
A. Stole my cane
B. Likes to bite his brother Misha
C. Oddly obsessed with fire
D. We are not actually sure he's fully a dog. According to his paperwork he's a purebred standard poodle but he's built like a workhorse and triggers allergic reaction
E. Dogs aren't supposed to be able to open locked doors. We do not know how he does this.
F. Are dogs supposed to build nests???
In conclusion, there is a reason he's named Trash Panda and our vet is very confused every time she meets him
