#rabid thoughts

[rabidbirdie27]

Decidueye probably smells like old library books and cut grass with a hint of tea leaves. Reblog if you agree.

[walkingintheforest]

Saving up for the unattainable dream of bottom surgery so I can ride my girlfriend and boyfriend's fingers at the same time <3

[criedwolftoomanytimes]

Nothing left to do but sticking around cuz I don’t really feel like leaving

[shipperneko]

Yk how in movies and tv you get taht one disaster like a bomb or a disease or smth and every screen everywhere gets this mass announcement? I have this rabid thought of like-

What if someone was playing fallout and suddenly they open their pip boy to chug a nuka cola and check their mini map when “ALERT ALERT NATURAL DISASTER RADIATION ATOM BOMB ZOMBIES EVERYONE GET UNDERGROUND NOW” and the player can’t tell if it’s real or just 210 years late 💀💀💀💀

[kamakazisweetpea]

If a bun in the oven means someone is pregnant, does a bun in the freezer mean IVF?

[kamakazisweetpea]

Da fuq?

[meraneie]

there's like no one who knows about this account yet but I just wanted to get it stated while i still can holy shit life be crazy and so be nnn

[rabidbirdie27]

A blessing for all broke young adults & teenagers out there:

May your cars not break down, your buses be on time, and your work days be bearable at the least, fulfilling at the most. This applies to anyone regardless of their religious beliefs. Take care of yourselves.