Saving up for the unattainable dream of bottom surgery so I can ride my girlfriend and boyfriend's fingers at the same time <3
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Origami Around
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
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if i look back, i am lost
$LAYYYTER
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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Saving up for the unattainable dream of bottom surgery so I can ride my girlfriend and boyfriend's fingers at the same time <3
mater has given dobby a gun
I FUCKING SPELLED MASTER WRONG
There's nothing worse than getting deep into a hypnosis cycle where you want to recommend one, "oh my gosh you have to listen to "Bimbo Blank!""
Oh to enjoy that one you want to listen to "Hypnotized by a bimbo!"
Oh to enjoy that one you NEED to listen to "Brain go Bye Bye!"
Oh to enjoy that one, you should listen to "Good Bimbo Toy!"
It's like, who's ready for some assigned homework?? I'm ready to work with your new triggers! š©·š©·š©·
Brain go bye bye is peak <3
I would love to see the vibrators that dr doofenshirtz could whip up
In case anyone is having a bad night
(The best of this post and its reblogs, but with links that work)
Here is a website where you can scroll down to all the different levels of the oceanĀ
Here is a website where you can see the future of the universe
Here is a website where you can press aĀ āmake everything okayā button, over and over, until things really are okay
Here is a website that you can read if you feel like a burden
Here is a website where you can look at strobe illusions (TW strobe/flashing)
Here is a website where you can cut stuff up (TW blood/sh)
Here and here are websites where you can play with sand
Here is a website where you can draw with macaroni and other fun foods
Here is a website where you can paint someoneās nails
Here is a website where you can grow a garden with emojis
Here is a website with hundreds of videos of people hugging you (rightfully dubbedĀ āthe nicest place on the internetā because it really is, yāall, it made me cry)
Here is a website that will take you to other useless websites
Here is a website where you can make a tiny cat play bongo drums (and other instruments!)
Here is a website to help give you gentle reminders <3
Here is a website where you can grow a tiny farm
Here is a website where you can take a bunch of scientific personality tests
Here is a website of calm rain noise
Take a breath. Itās going to be okay, I promise.
A young girl with colorful hair and remarkable intuition recently barged into my office and declared that she's fully aligned with our principles and wishes to join our cause. It so happens I have an experimental mech prototype in development that would be perfect for her, but her upbringing and attitude suggest she knows nothing of the horrors of war, and while she has protagonist potential, because of her gender I suspect she will die early as a component of some tragedy. What should I do?
I mean you can just make another mech prototype right? You didnāt lose the blueprints or anything like that.
If she dies then well that kinda just happens sometimes. Send her family a gift basket, a thank you card, and how their daughter died a heroās death. Do NOT explain in detail how she actually died, thatās not important and theyāre in mourning they donāt want to know.
But if she doesnāt die then you get a 68.5% of getting a hardened mech pilot thatāll push her machine to the extremes and be an amazing ace that new recruits will look up to.
However there is also a small, minor 31.5% she becomes too delusioned to the horrors of war and starts killing everyone in an attempt to bring āpeace and prosperityā and to quiet the āvoicesā in her head that probably arenāt real and sheās just having a horribly prolonged psychological breakdown.
Anyway I say make her the pilot, itās not like thereās a similar aged young boy that sheās friends with that will witness her possible if statistically unlikely death and grow a deep hatred for your organization and join the other side where he becomes an ace mech pilot.
This is good advice. To be safe, I will allocate my top intelligence officer to investigate her personal life and dispose of any possible male compatriats
Counter-proposal: we forcefem the male compatriots.
i did an s25 recently I think, now behold...
the s25+!
let's peel back the charging coil..
there! now we can get a better look! but the speakers are still kinda in the way hm?
that's better! now we can have a good look inside! now let's get rid of the cables and remove the board
and now a closer look at her brain and eyes
isn't she pretty?
about as easy as other Samsungs. just add heat and a little alcohol and she opens right up
she's just like me
sometimes, ādollā like partner, giggling and blushing and holding your hand.
sometimes, ādollā like comfort object, brought everywhere and snuggled with every night.
sometimes, ādollā like plaything, teasing and moving and using to see how many fun noises it can make.
sometimes, ādollā like collectible, dressed-up and kept pristine and still on a shelf.
sometimes, ādollā like servant, fulfilling your every need with no regard for my own desires.
sometimes, ādollā like sex toy, just a body for you to throw around and use how you like.
but always ādollā.
Tore my thighs to shit and I want even more of his marks on me
I got asked by one my partners yesterday if I would consider wearing a strap and topping her, as a way for me to top while avoiding bottom dysphoria. At the time I told her no, because I thought even the motions and action associated with penatration would be unpleasant for me.
But the more I think about it, the more I think I might want to give it a shot. It sucks cuz due to some āØļøunknown tummy troublesāØļø i haven't been able to bottom for a while now, so ive just been resorting to a vibrator lately. But with the way het has been affecting my physical anatomy I think I might enjoy having her ride my strap <3
Im 19 and the world wants me dead
Im moving in with my boyfriend and my girlfriend, both Trans same as me, to a new house 2 hours away from everything ive ever known. Im so terrified that cant sleep properly most nights. My life has come crashing down on me more times than I can count. Im 19 and im still alive. I feel like i shouldn't have made it this far. Something deep in my gut tells me this is not what life should be. No one seems to belive me. I will not be remembered. For anything. It feels like my drive ti be alive was killed in me. I've given up everything ive ever loved that is any way creative. I used to make music, and teach others too. I used to draw an paint and build and create. It came from me. Raw unfettered me. As painful as it was I was real. I've traded my reality for some semblance of stability, and even that has fallen through. It feels like my entire life from beginning to now has just been a series of mistakes. Things gone wrong that I cant change. Im 19 and I think i want to kill myself. I dont know why. Im in love again, more than ive ever been before. I remembered the first time I was in love 1 or 2 days ago. Even then it was one of the worst mistakes ive ever made. Maybe my biggest failure. And I can do nothing of it. At this point death feels like the only obvious conclusion. Im 19 and ive tried to kill myself twice. Twice I tried in probably the stupidest ways. And failed because I was scared of the embarrassment of failing. And scarred of someone else telling my story. I felt the Loss of my voice. By all accounts is should be dead. Instead im posting on Tumblr.
being compared to a bunny has made life worth living again
what if you made me rut against your thigh like a stupid desperate animal
it's a date~
would you fuck me until my brain goes quiet or do you hate me
if you have a pet cis girl it's very important you make sure she's housetrained so you don't have to euthanize her for reblogging some shit about <<male socialization>>