#rabiesposting

[eerie-discordant-archives]

Pretty boys deserve to get bit and kissed and chomped and pegged

[rose-bouquet-sys]

"i dont have rabies ok!?!?!!"

- woman who clearly has rabies

[jessiesbadpoetry]

I hate water.

I'm not sure where all the love comes from. I see all these posts online about waking up late at night and water tasting like the best drink of all time. I see people recommending flavored water, sparkling water, alkaline water, and soda stream. I've tried it all. Bottled, tap, warm, cold, ice, even Kool Aid. It feels nasty when it goes down my throat and I feel horrible for hours after drinking it. I can literally feel it sloshing around in my belly every time I take a step. And you're telling me that this thing I'm drinking has been around for hundreds of thousands of years?? No wonder it tastes like ass

The basis for all human life is a sham.

[vermimorph]

*yoda voice* mmm.. do gods work i must

[eerie-discordant-archives]

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[eerie-discordant-archives]

All morning, all day, all fucking night till my legs are jelly and he’s fucking empty. Till bones break. Until I can’t fucking move and I’m still trying for another round. Till he’s an empty capri sun. I would do things to him that would make the devil weep. I would do things that would get me put on a federal watchlist. I would let him fucking obliterate me. I want to scream he’s so pretty????what the fuck. And I just have to go to work and act like I’m okay and normal about this??? Fuckkkkkk I just need to destroy him. Or he needs to destroy me.

Get this god damn worm out of my brain

[kathythepirateking]

Life would be a lot simpler if I had rabies

[tofuhell]

I was bitten by my friend’s cat the other day :/