britain: did you know most laughs that you hear on tv shows were recorded in the 1950’s? that means technically, you’re most likely hearing dead people laughing.
daisy: this may be a pretty interesting fact for most people, but i always hear dead people laughing.
france: hey, daisy? what the fuck does that mean?
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canada: did you have a plan?
america, after getting his shit kicked in by a night-stalker: i thought the adrenaline would kick in. it did not.
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america: do you guys think i could six herbal tea's in one go??
switzerland: you're an idiot.
japan: and a coward. do 10.
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switzerland: *unbuttoning shirt* god it's so hot in here
america: i know that but why are you unbuttoning my shirt?
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france: you hit "send" on that mike wazowski and i hit "end" on our relationship @britain
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america: i have no fear
switzerland: what if you woke up one day and japan was taller than you?
america: i have one fear