#radio roachie

[morttodea]

*You ask for pump number five all the while the music plays glitch-ily in the far distance. There’s a certain shock that wells in your chest to see this Man sized... Opossum? Badger? Rat?? manning the front desk, smells like it rolled in something rotten and just got out of a fire. It’s tail lazily pressed the button for your gas, before turning towards you. “Before ya ask, bathroom’s out of order with obscene objections and the hot dog’s gone feral- Don’t open up either of those messes will ya?”

[an-ordinary-roach]

Mi sono alzato O bella ciao, bella ciao, bella ciao, ciao, ciao 'Sta mattina mi sono alzato E ho trovato l'invasor O partigiano, portami via O bella ciao, bella ciao, bella ciao, ciao, ciao O partigiano, portami via Che mi sento di morir~

[an-ordinary-roach]

“ ’Excuse me, sir! There must be someone you've confused me for If I could see someone who knew me or someone in uniform I really don't belong here, I know you've heard the tune before!’ You can run from your demons until you are exhausted One day you will have to stop and find out what they wanted A-running from those demons until you are exhausted!~”

[an-ordinary-roach]

"Hey Bor, do you want some trilobites?"

"Trilobite? do you mean?-" Bor summoned their intrusion and buzzed out their wings, playing a song of trilobites of the ages!~

[an-ordinary-roach]

You see a bunch of roachies chirping and trilling in unison to some unseen song while they all bob and bounce together to the point it makes the room rumble!  You’re certain some of these aren’t roaches.- What do you do???

[an-ordinary-roach]

“Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime gal~!”

Starts to sing in an old-time voice, almost as if it’s spoken through the radio-

“Send me a kiss by wiiire, baby my hearts on fiiire!~  If ya refuse me, honey you’ll lose me then you’ll be left alone! Oh, baby! telephone and tell me I’m your own!”

Alternatively!!~

[an-ordinary-roach]

Bor but pigeon

Okay here me out... Nothing absolutely changes with Potoo bor, except that they use a pigeon as a vessel and can actually sing while in the vessel. They’re oddly enough they’re more aggressive towards any other predatory bird that might see them as dinner- Also, imagine them cooing this all glitchy as it is~

[an-ordinary-roach]

-Local roach walking around the walls singing this song as if they’re a speaker,  don’t ask them what the name is however. It might not fit the mood of the tune.-