#raecakes

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RACHEL. MAKE A VIDEO OF YOU DOING THE CUPS AND THEN I'LL SING ALONG TO IT. WE CAN BE A WHOLE IDIOT TOGETHER BECAUSE GODFUCKINGDAMMIT I CAN'T

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Drunk Rachel posts make me realize how much I really really wished we lived closer together.

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I can't stop imagining Ryan Murphy dramatically singing to his computer screen with tumblr pulled up "AND YOU - AND YOU - AND YOU - YOU'RE GONNA LOVE MEEEEEEEEEE"

Raecakes, who is flawless.

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Me: Glee version of Perfect came on my ipod and i've been hit with a crippling, overwhelming wave of proud mama feels for darren and oh god HELP

Rachel: u ok?

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Raecakes: "imdrunk"

Me: "You have no idea how excited i am to get this text"

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Why i love us:

[11:40:38 PM] Rachel: HOLLY LETS BECOME POTATOS AND JUST SIT AND BE POTATOS TOGETHER AND BE HAPPY AND ALL STARCH LIKE

[11:40:54 PM] Rachel: BECAUSE I CANT HANDLE HUMAN EMOTIONS ANYMORE

[11:41:16 PM] Holly Di: OK

[11:41:21 PM] Holly Di: WILL LETTIE BE JOINING US?

[11:42:29 PM] Rachel: YES

[11:42:34 PM] Rachel: LETS ALL BE POTATOES

[11:43:21 PM] Holly Di: OK CAN I BRING KRISTIN TOO?

[11:43:26 PM] Rachel: YES

[11:43:26 PM] Holly Di: SHE'S KIND OF MY SOULMATE

[11:43:31 PM] Rachel: EVERYONE CAN BE A POTATO

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My version of a Gleecap.

Me: FUCK YES TINA COHEN-CHANG

Rachel: TINA MUTHA FUCKIN COHEN CHANG

Me: Screw mike. And everybody else. Especially rachel.

THAT WAS ALL THE BODY SWAP WE GOT?? WTF FUCK THAT I WANT MORE

Rachel: I expected it to be that short.

BUT KURT AND BLAINE SO HILARIOUS

Me: A) dianna is perfect as sugar b) omg samuel as mike i'm dying c) in NO WAY is it ok that finn and puck as klaine was more affectionate than ACTUAL klaine

Rachel: I KNOW I WAS LIKE WHY DORSNT THAT HAPPEN IN NOTMAL EPISODES

Me: I yelled at the tv

OH DEAR SWEET JESUS PUCK I LOVE YOU

Mark salling is fucking brilliant. You can see how much every part of that confrontation hurt him and just wound him tighter until he snapped and rick the stick is a douche can you tell i dont have access to tumblr right now

Rachel: PUUUCKKKJJ

Me: And now i'm fucking sobbing

Rachel: OH GOD

Me: Am i a bitch for kind of hoping rachel blows it again?

Rachel: yes.

Me: oh well. ALL THE FUCKING AWARDS TO MARK SALLING AND DOT MARIE JONES.

SANTANA FUCKING LOPEZ

Rachel: BLESS

Me: Puh-RAISE

Ok now i'm hoping rachel doesnt screw up again

Rachel: WHY DO I SUDDENLY LIKE FINCHEL

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Raecakes and I are soulmates.

Rachel: "I just want Blaine and Kurt to sing I'll Cover You reprise"

Me: "Totally. I can just imagine it... it's beautiful."

Rachel: "Or like Blaine sings it to Kurt as Kurt leaves for college. HAHAHA JUST LET ME WALLOW IN MY RIVER OF TEARS."

Me: "Oh god why would you say that to me I have to be at work in half an hour."