@rafedelgado
Astrid practically gagged as she saw Rafe across the bar pulling moves on yet another unsuspecting female. Drink in hand, she made her way over to the pair, determined to do her good dead of the night. “Oh my god!” she exclaimed, cutting in and adopting an overly-girlish, obnoxious tone. “You’re that guy who cheated on Reese Witherspoon, right? Okay, so you gotta tell me, are the rumors true that you gave her syphilis? Or was it gonorrhea? ... I dunno, I’ve heard it both ways...”
















