#rage relief

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June 5, 2009

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5 Outstanding Ways to Let Go of Rage

Besides taking help from the stress relief places in OKC, you must stick with a few habits to release rage from your life. View all the steps!

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From Huff to Puff

Symptom: Rage

Cause:

Personal Dose: 

4-10 puffs of Jack Herer vaporizer cartridge

2-5 puffs of Tangie vaporizer cartridge

Rage Release Pot Thought 

Imagine you have a voodoo doll of Brock Turner. Put it away, magic violence isn’t gonna solve anything.

Instead, imagine you are one of the Swedish PhD students biking around the Stanford Campus. Except for this time, some piece of shit asshole isn’t fucking an unconscious woman behind a dumpster because this is a world where people respect each other. 

Continue on your bike ride. Get hypnotized by your buddy’s reflectors bobbing up and down in front of you. How do those things even work? Science is so cool. Are they colored mirrors or light magnets? They’re so shiny, especially during this midnight ride. Like a row of sparkly Jolly Ranchers lining the bike pedal in front of you. 

You bike down some hills, nothing too steep and not too fast, but just enough so you can cruise and end up at a late-night dispensary that gives you freebie THC infused Jolly Ranchers. 

As they slowly dissolve in your mouth, the earthy sour sweetness hugs your insides in one long embrace. You are gooey. 

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I’m crying laughing holy shit

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just watch it.  The whole thing