We need more Shinigami content~ So I'll start adding to it myself. due to Shinigami's design being based off Junko~ lets do a little AU where she's human and she's Junko and Mukuro's older sister.
That's all well and good butcher chaotic part if this is the fact that Junko and Shinigami both have a crush on the same guy the amazing and adorable Y/N. Neither sister is giving up on their crush, so naturally, there's only one way to settle this, sabotage(prank war) and given who they are things gets kinda intense and no one is trying to interfere, and Mukuro already said she's staying outta this and claimed if anyone tried to have her boyfriend Makoto or her own S/O then they'd face severe consequences.
This despair sibling squabble is actually settled in the most outta left field way. Both girls just literally have a conversation about Y/N and why they like him, started agreeing on his adorable traits and cute reactions when he gets scared, and how they love how he goes along with their chaotic ideas and adventures. And Junko being Junko, just flat out says they should both date him like it's the most obvious thing in the world and Shinigami agrees like it's normal and wonders why they didn't think of it sooner.
Shinigami and junko fighting over you
Pairing:human!shinigami (mdarc) x male reader x junko enoshima (dr1)
A/n:I have previously said that shinigami is ghost junko and I still stand by that, that's probably why I like her so much
Attracting the attention of two out of the three despair sisters was something you would never expect to happen, junko and shinigami were both so out of your league in your opinion. They were both so attractive and popular and you...were just a normal dude, even if admittedly you did have a crush on them it was mostly just an unrealizable crush, it was already hard for them to notice much less actually love you back.....right?
Or at least that's what you thought before you saw junko alone in the hallway, she looked at you briefly, then at her phone, then back at you with wide eyed and a slight blush on her cheeks, she couldn't believe just how cute you were. She immediately rushed to hug you and basically dragged you to hang out with her the entire day
And just when you thought it was over as you were walking out of school you bumped into shinigami and she had basically the exact same reaction as her sister, so you spent basically the rest of the day entirely with her
When they came back home they immediately told each other about what happened
"Omg! Sis! You won't believe what happened, i just met the cutest guy today!"
"For real!? Me too! He just had the most amazing h/c hair and the most adorable e/c eyes.....ahhh I just wanted to hug him forever!"
".....wait....those hair...those eyes....the guy I met had the same color....and he was also really cute, I met him at school"
"Well i met him after school...and he did say he had just finished hanging out with another girl....."
".......wait it can't be.."
"ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT Y/N!?"
As soon as they figured out that they were indeed talking about the same guy their tones changed a lot
"He's mine! I saw him first!"
"That doesn't mean anything! I should get it since i'm the oldest"
"As if he'd go for someone who dresses like a wannabe goth cosplayer when he could have a literal supermodel"
"Excuse you!? I'm way hotter!"
"Pfff sure, your hair looks like ice cream swirls"
"At least i don't have to have my pictures photoshoped to actually look good on magazines"
"That's cause you're not in any magazines to begin with"
"what do you think mukuro?"
".......I really don't care, don't bring me into this"
And so with that they silently decided to simply have a fight over you, whoever would be the one to win your heart first would be the one to get you all to herself....unaware that they both had actually already won your heart
They both started to basically invade your personal life and space, hanging out with you at every possible occasions and inviting you to hang out after school literally every day. It got to the point where you'd go with junko on one of her photoshoots on one day and then hang out with the shinigami in a cemetery the next....because apparently that was her fist choice of things to do with you
They were also not above playing literally tag-of-war with you when they got jealous of the other spending too much time with you
"He's supposed to go with me! You already took him yesterday!"
"But he wants to stay with me way more!"
"....uhh girls can you let go? it's starting to hurt"
But of course they couldn't let the other have you, so they just started sabotaging their dates! Shinigami would dress up and try to scare you while you were with junko to ruin the moment (and also because she also liked seeing you scared something that junko agreed with) while her sister paid people to constantly ruin her dates with you and never give you private time
Eventually this got kinda tiring for both and so another one of their arguments over you turned into a more calm conversation about how much they both liked you
"I mean can you blame me for trying to do anything to get with him? He's sooooo cute"
"Yeah trust me I know, especially when he's scared or clinging to me"
"So true...and he's so nice and never complains when I act weird"
"Exactly! I mean what other guy would agree to go to a cemetery for a date? He really is perfect"
"......wait if we both love him this much..then why don't we just...both date him?"
".....you mean like both of us...at the same time?"
"Yeah I don't think he'll disagree and it will solve all of our issues, as long as he gives us equal love and attention but seeing how he's been handling both of us i don't think that will be an issue"
"....sis you might be a genius, that's the perfect solution! Why didn't i think of that? Let's go tell him right away!"
They did and after reassuring you that it wasn't a prank and you admitting that you actually had a crush on them both from the beginning they both hugged you and your relationship with two of the despair sisters started. A very chaotic relationship but still a very loving one for sure