@rainingimperialsanon sent: You're trekking through the woods, taking in the beauty of nature! The breeze blowing through your hair, caressing your manly muscles. What an awesome day! Suddenly, you hear a twig snap behind you and as you turn you find some commotion in the brush beyond. Upon investigating you come across a group of Magitek Axemen doing some keg stands. What do you do?
It was a pleasant eve. The wildlife seemed unagitated and uninterested in protecting it’s rightful territory making it easy to wander around without having to draw a weapon in defence. Gladio was making the best of his survival training to forage for medicinal herbs –- as well as some ingredients for Ignis since he was already headed into the wilderness.
The deeper into the wood he headed the more the calm turned to a mysterious sound of revelry. Hunter HQ wasn’t close enough for the Shield to even entertain the idea of a bush party from some of the younger members.
Slowly, he moved closer towards the sound releasing his sword from the armiger in readiness. What he saw had him slack jawed in complete disbelief. The Magitek were behaving like fratboys. While it was a little amusing, without Prompto’s camera he knew none of his companions would ever believe what he saw.
Them grouped together, likely inebriated? You couldn’t ask for easier pickings. A deep breath, count to three and he was going in swinging. It was time to thin out the herd.