I need a moment of my dash to share my brainrot about dreamnoblade family au the mafia edition:
- They have a lot of bizarre pets, from Steve the polar bear to a rescued boa constrictor then to multiple exotic parrots and a Tibetan Mastiff. They have a built in pet room/section in their mansion for the keeping of these pets.
- Many thought Dream and Techno are not on good terms because they have not made many public appearances together, their son, Cyber vouched otherwise.
- Techno is only ever scared of Bad who has taken care of Dream like a son for many years.
- Despite his scars, Dream single-handedly renewed the concept of beauty and won the yearly vote of most beautiful person in the area.
- Dream doesn’t smile despite being a renowned model. They only have one photo of him smiling and Techno has it kept under lock and key in the deepest part of the safe.
- They fought one time about Cyber’s education. Dream wants Cyber to be homeschooled while Techno thinks it will be good for Cyber to build his own network in public school. They settled for the middle ground by sending Cyber to a private school with Techno’s men being on the watch for any accidents.
- Punz is Dream’s personal guard. Not appointed by Techno but by Dream himself as someone who is very dear to Dream.
- Fundy is a paparazzi trying to get the inside scope about the most elusive and richest couples of the town, not realising fully that they are relatives courtesy to Wilbur. He got caught trying to break into the mansion via the pet room and had to be rescued from the mouth of the boa. He fell in love with Dream at first sight and absolutely heartbroken when he found out that he is basically his in-law.
- Cyber found it hilarious.
- Cyber got kidnapped for ransom before. That time Techno is out of the country for a “business deal” and Dream is the one who got the call. Dream dealt with the kidnappers swiftly and Cyber is reminded not to get on his mom’s bad side.
- Dream is strict about Cyber’s training and education. Techno is less strict but can be scary if angered.
- Techno is usually the one who attends parent-teacher conferences. He approaches it as if he is going into battle. The one time Dream goes, it left a lot of family second guessing their sexual orientation.
- Dream cannot cook but he makes sick chicken soup. Techno can cook basic meals but try to be fancy about it and ended up burning most of his attempts.