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raisedbycats replied to your post: raisedbycats replied to your post “five-sentance...

Ahem. 3 chapter fic, someone cries in a bathroom because afraid of unrequited feels, some aunt’s priceless vase gets broken during a heartwarming round of celebratory dry humping on a futon

...are you...placing an order?

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Fave things: silm shitposting, hot witch king ladies, tortured complex kylos Least fave things: omg your sauron stanning requires an intervention you have a problem I'm calling fan police

i don’t... i don’t know what you’re... saying... sorry no you can’t look in my closet AH DON’T LOOK IN DON’T LOOK

*hundreds of erotic sauron body pillows fall out*

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raisedbycats replied to your post “10. Have you ever intentionally written a character as OOC to fit...”

DARK TECHIE. WHAT. I have questions!

Hahaha, oh, good gods. HI HAVE SOME RANDOM VIANDE ROUGE HEADCANON NOBODY NEEDS, YEAH?

Dark!Techie works for some sort of surveillance outfit; I’m not sure how legal it is, and it doesn’t really matter. At any rate, he spends most of his time in front of his rig, either working (spying on people), or enjoying occasional downtime (spying on people). Whereas work requires him to track specific people (usually having less to do with their physical location, and more their habits/spending/vices/general footprint, usually for some kind of horribly unsavory purposes), during his downtime, he’s free to people-watch at his leisure. Sometimes it’s really “watching” -- picking someone out via a random streetcam and following them as far as possible, switching video sources along the way until he exhausts all possibilities (security cameras, dashcams, phones, etc). Basically, he’s more or less like... Person of Interest’s Root using the Machine. He has absolutely zero boundaries, and will pretty much hack into any possible feed; when he weighs these activities against what he actually does for work, they seem fairly innocuous. He’s not collecting data, he’s just watching an interesting man go from car to bank to grocery shop, or walking down the street, dropping off dry cleaning, stopping into a bar for a drink, going out back into the alley with someone, just, living a day of life, I mean... it’s practically benign, and so interesting.

Sometimes he forgets he’s watching real people. It almost feels like a personal little movie, a slice of life created just for him.

And anyway, he’s mostly watching only one person’s movie right now. 

He didn’t mean to. It just kind of happened, and really, for the most part, Kylo hunts fairly cleanly. Nobody else would have seen him go out back, not if they weren’t watching him already. Nobody would have tried to find another way to look when the image from the camera above the back alley door cracked and splintered and went fuzzy, then black. Nobody else would have seen anything.

Techie’s still not quite sure how he feels about what it is Kylo does, but how he does it -- how he goes about everything is endlessly fascinating. Techie’s watched all of his home surveillance videos. Some of them, more than once. 

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raisedbycats replied to your post “4,6,9!”

I am SO with you on the porn details thing! I love the sensory experience of reading it! ��

I am always so -- enchanted is probably the wrong word, haha -- enchanted by anyone who lovingly describes slimy trickles of precome, sex flush, and the absolutely awful noises fingers can make when inserted places. YES. Um. Right.

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4,6,9!

I’m doing 9 in another ask, so let me get to 4 and 6. 

4.  How much do you trust the reader?

Hmmm, so, basically, completely, and not at all. 

Essentially, I expect people to come to my fic  with their own preconceived notions (based on, say, the fic summary, or the pairing, or the rating, or the fanon trends), with their own expectations and needs, and I’m either going to meet those expectations and needs, or I’m not. There’s only so much of a reader’s reaction I can have control over, so in that sense, I trust them to interpret some aspects of my writing as they will, and that’s perfectly OK, and sometimes actually really interesting. 

6. What’s your guilty pleasure as a writer?

I really, really enjoy writing porn. I don’t know that I’m particularly guilty about it, actually, though I used to be. I really like visceral descriptions, kind of the grosser the better. Jizz! everywhere! Messy groping. Slimy fluids. Loud sex noises and blushing and sweating. Dirty talk that is probably awkward and nasty when you really think about it, but is really hot in the moment. Because, let’s face it, sex is kinda messy and gross and awkward, even when it’s hot. Bodies are weird like that, and I really kind of love it. 

writing meme: the ashamed edition

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raisedbycats replied to your post: raisedbycats replied to your post: ...

I’m dropping pennies in this well until my wish comes true! ��or maybe I’m writing a romcom in my head courtesy of you for my own entertainment!

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But uh yeah I’d read tf out of that

NOTED. (I’ll take this opportunity to point you to @mixxtapej‘s lovely WIP here and this completed work which I have started reading but not finished yet)

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raisedbycats replied to your post “five-sentance starter: "This is a picture of you, right? You look so...”

'Armitage was only pretending-' ��������

None of it is real, that would be preposterous