All these posts about dog dicks will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
Just for you, I’ll finish the thought.
Since someone occasionally comments on your “pure-bred Mabari war hound,” and this is the imaginary Middle Ages, I’m guessing that the dog isn’t castrated. As such, when he rolls over on his back for pettings, we should technically be seeing his fuzzy twig and berries.
I’m not saying that I want more dog schlong in my life, just that in a game with brothels, homosexuality, bisexuality, pansexuality, pansexuality in exchange for one’s life, wife-swapping, and, my personal favorite, “riding the future king into battle with the darkspawn,” demurring on the anatomy is rather disingenuous.
Of course, now that it’s 8 AM and not the middle of the night, I’m willing to acknowledge that showing dog cock might have caused BioWare more trouble than it's worth.