@holo_mackerel/@fsengine on twitter

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Customer: MY VIDEO GAME HANDLE DMV: WHAT THE FUCK Verdict: DENIED

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[taoistyuri]

this picture goes hard as hell

[whitepeopletwitter]

[ferdyslab-illust]

Headpat Cirno

[radiofreederry]

This divorce is so strange

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[multitrackdrifting]

gotta be the best account on twitter

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[ghosttrickskeleton]

This one is definitely my favorite out of the rest by far

[pizzamafiaart]

Soda Pop: A highly carbonated soda drink. It can be used to restore 50 HP to a single Pokémon.

[pitbolshevik]

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POST GREAT AWAKENING SCHISM BATTLE ROYALE: CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER

CATHOLICS:

Transsubstantiation: Catholics can consume the body and blood of Christ to recover health

Organized priesthood: Catholics can upgrade upgrade units power over time

Saint Veneration: Sufficiently upgraded units can call the saints to aid them in combat.

Catholic Beast Mode: Sufficiently damaged units may enter "Catholic Beast Mode" incurring heavy court settlement fees.

PROTESTANTS:

New Bible: Protestant scripture only has 66 books compared to the catholic 73, units are trained 10% faster

Humility: Protestants have no need for opulence, and can form churches in abandoned liquor stores and old office buildings.

All In Grace: Lack of tiered priest class allows all units access to miracles

Revivalism: Protestant units can fork into the Baptist and Evangelical subclasses

Mortal Mary: Does not venerate Mary as a saint. Units take 25% more damage from women due to misogyny, but also deal 25% extra damage to Nuns.

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DLC FIGHTER: EASTERN ORTHODOX

Reliquaries: Sufficiently powerful units will buff all surrounding units if defeated.

Theosis: Sufficiently upgraded units increase the power of god on death

Patriarchal Tradition: Orthodox units may fuck

Communal Confession: Orthodox units have 50% higher resistance to sin damage.

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DLC FIGHTER: MORMONISM

Esoteric Tradition: New units are are more difficult to train, but cheaper to upgrade once produced.

Revelation: Church Elder units can temporarily ignore "Extreme Racism" debuffs without investing in structural change.

Polygamy: Multiple Mormon units can be trained at the same time.

Hat Trick: Mormons have unique access to submarine units. (Just Google this one.)

[twocubes]

girlboss beats gatekeep (break th glass ceiling)

gaslight beats girlboss (waste her time)

gatekeep beats gaslight (just block them)

[ms-07b-gouf]

Being back on here is reminding me that the best use case for this website is softcore porn

[lumpytouch]

I made a fake mobile game ad!

[sirartwork]

I redrew the Autism Creature

(Yes he is, in fact, still paying attention to what you’re saying)

[afloweroutofstone]

What is a bit sad is that it’s obvious for Elon Musk’s entire career that he’s desperately trying to align himself with whatever large group of people on the internet seem to like him at any given moment. The seamless transition from Reddit-user Epic Science liberal to vaguely-libertarian crypto booster to Own The Libs conservative has coincided perfectly with the shifting positive feelings that each of those groups has towards him. He’s just lonely. Of course if I were him my loneliness might lead me to try and help raise any of my 10 children rather than posting boomer memes

[criptochecca]

Us the venezuelans

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[txttletale]

new ideologies we've been testing internally for release in 2023:

ecostrasserism

anarcho-taylorism

islamic juche

carthaginian irredentism

cyberba'athism

astrology girl race science

cryptoliberalism

furry nationalism

fully automated luxury space catholicism

jungian psychocommunism

discord server syndicalism

ted kaczynksi thought

kennedy family neofeudalism

direct theocracy

whatever the fuck cybersmith believes

flat earth centrism

ohio independence

[txttletale]

hi everybody! we've had people point out that we already rolled out a preview build of 'astrology girl race science' and would like to assure you that the 2023 release will include brand new features like 'pan-Scorpio nationalism' and 'homestuck themed ethnostate'

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[theythemitalian]

racism