#ralph parker

[brat-pack-it-up-boys]

The maternal instincts I manage to find for random characters is something so powerful that it even surprises me. Like—ahh yes my beautiful son…Scut Farkus.

[illusioncanthurtme--art]

"Scut Farkus - what a rotten name." 🐺

Fun fact about me: I honestly love Christmas and all the movies that come with it. A christmas story is such a great classic, and I especially like the scenes with scut (because he’s a horrible little asshole, why wouldn’t I). So when my sister showed me the trailer for the new movie, in which an older scut makes an appearance, naturally I flipped my shit!!! So I drew him. And I want to draw him more. But you know, art block and everything. I don’t have a lot of drawings that I like and actually want to share. I’m actually pretty excited for the new movie and I want to draw the older version of him, but he has one single millisecond shot in the trailer, and he’s wearing the SAME EXACT clothes and STILL HAS BRACES??? It’s honestly hilarious, but part of me is wondering if it’s actually a moment where ralph is imagining scut as his old self. I honestly don’t know but I’m weirdly excited to see what the writers have done with these characters as adults. Anyway, don’t be surprised if you see more christmas movie fanart from me. Potentially more christmas story stuff (let me know if you wanna see more scut??) but also stuff from other movies that literally no one asked for! :D and DON't get on my back about being all jolly jingly in november. What am I supposed to do? Get into the thanksgiving spirit??? No

[illusioncanthurtme--art]

I've been sitting on these for almost a month because I've been too embarrassed to share but EEH FUCK IT... some fanart for christmas story, specifically the kids all grown up from the movie on hbo. I wasn’t disappointed! Obviously it was nothing like the original, but it’s fun to think about where their lives have gone as adults. Ralphie is a writer!! Flick owns a bar!! Schwartz lives with his mom!! OFFICER SCUT FARKUS?????? 🥺🥺🥺🥺

Christmas story has been my comfort movie this season, and I feel a weird sense of obligation and responsibility to make fanart for it… because there is none. I'm not just talking about the new one on hbo - literally inside out pockets empty with little moths coming out for a movie that's been played on a loop every year since the 80s. It makes me a little sad, so I hope whoever goes digging for fanart like me finds a sense of peace with these silly doodles 🙏

[peteneems]