Jul 23, 2023
Ralph loves ‘Heathers: The Musical’.
Jack scorns this, claiming it’s not ‘proper’ theatre.
He’d rather die than admit that it’s grown on him.
Ralph knows.
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Ralph loves ‘Heathers: The Musical’.
Jack scorns this, claiming it’s not ‘proper’ theatre.
He’d rather die than admit that it’s grown on him.
Ralph knows.
Some of my Ralph headcanons! I am curious as to how many of us share the same headcanons about our sarcastic, fire-starting pretty boy.
(Some are based on canon!)
Ralph is an ENFP MBTI type.
It is 23:58pm and Ralph’s mental health still concerns me greatly.
I accidentally reminded myself how much I love Ralph & light headcanons, so
Ralph’s house or flat would be absolutely full of fairy lights. They’re draped over the bathroom mirror, over pictures, around the living room, around the garden, etc. Everywhere.
In every AU in which school plays or drama clubs are a thing, he’s utterly adamant on being in charge of lighting.
Good luck going to IKEA/any other homeware store without Ralph dragging you to the lamps/lights section.
Ralph’s incapable of lighting one (scented) candle and leaving it at that. It always looks like a shrine or some sort of sacrifice. Candles. Everywhere.
I headcanon Tangled as being Ralph’s favourite film because of his similarities to Rapunzel, but also because of the lantern scene. I feel like Ralph would love that.
During Christmas, Ralph forces everyone to go all over the city and look at everyone’s Christmas lights. He grades/rates them, too. Roger’s house gets a solid 0 every year.
In every AU where they’re over 18, drunk-Ralph always, always seems to end up covered in glitter and wearing about a dozen glowstick bracelets/necklaces.
@chasing-the-western-sun ’s post reminded me of the glow stick from the 1990 film, which reminded me of these headcanons at the back of my mind. ✨ Welcome to the fandom! ✨
Vibrant, modern Ralph aesthetic. 💜
In which Ralph is a mature, self-sufficient adult who lives on pizza, sweets, Starbucks, and alcohol.
Ralph Headcanon #11: For Christmas and birthdays, Ralph gets everyone a candle based on their personality.
Ralph Headcanon #9: Ralph has, at least once in his life, thrown a bath bomb into a lake or fountain.