At long last, a cover in which to Surrender!
This is another unsolicited review from your creepy neighbor:
Ah, Bram, with your questionable GOT name that's as far from sexy as I could conjure, but I digress...
Lets instead talk about your shoulder, my dude.
Like, I'm all for flipping the script on these covers and cheekily objectifying our male lead but you're looking a little too self conscious to ogle. I feel slightly uncomfortable gawking at your trembling, awkward af shoulder as it quivers under my scrutiny. You seem to be insecure, Brammy my lad, and I wouldn't be surprised if Susanna's next move was to yeet herself out of the bed. I mean, she's contemplating it. She's calculating. She wonders if it's worth disrobing for some short lived, non-starting or curiously off tempo duet, if you know what I mean.
Buck up, Brammy. Find your inner Darcy. Get messy with that shoulder. Maybe slam a scotch or something before you hop into bed. Cause, damn, if those fingers are as clammy as they look, this might just end up being a single night to forget. 😬
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Thank you for your unsolicited cover reviews! The funny thing is, Bram and Susanna do the deed every BUT a bed, so its very misleading....
