Jaypartment Living: Rambo Rat
This grainy photo you see is of three mouse traps that were configured to ensnare a field mouse who has decided my apartment would make a better winter home than whatever field he came from. It failed. This morning we found the peanut butter licked clean off the trap. This is the second night in a row. This mouse knows exactly what he's doing. He somehow mouse hopped around the two other traps and licked all of the peanut butter off of the trap without triggering a single spring. He's some sort of rat super soldier. And since we caught two of his mouse buddies already, we drew first blood. Techincally we drew two first bloods That's why he's now known as Rambo Rat.
And yes. Those Wikipedia article links were necessary some people just don't have suitable Rambo knowledge. #Rambo