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Bruce as a guitarist in an underground rock band and Ed being his number one fan that attends all his shows. when Bruce finally talks to him after a show one night, they both have gross dirty bathroom sex.

Bruce probably had a disagreement with one of his band mates during the show so Bruce is all wired up and having a smoke outside the bar they're playing in. he gets the cig out but belatedly realizes he doesn't have a lighter and that's when Ed comes up beside him.

Ed lights his cigarette and smiles at him.

"you wanna use something stronger?"

Bruce looks down at where Ed is slightly opening the flap of his jacket, where a small sliver of plastic is exposed. He looks back up and together the two men shove themselves into a bathroom stall.

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tw// NSFW, omegaverse

ridddlebat abo AU where Riddler wears layers and layers of thick clothing in order to mask his smell as an Omega but it all changes when Batman sneaks into his apartment one night and finds him in there (which leads to crazy mindless sex)

Riddler is unmasked, he's only wearing the thin button down from work. All that lays before him is the man, Edward Nashton

Batman might've been ruthless in the night, but he considered himself better than the rest of the nocturnal animals. He'd hurt criminals, but he never enjoyed it.

But what he did to the Riddler, to that man, in the confined damp space of the apartment, his whole being alight and his body moving in sharp, brutal thrusts was a sort of violence in of itself. And oh, how had he delighted in that feeling.

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REDDIE

End of the F*cking World AU

- Richie thinks he may be a psychopath so he chooses a random potential victim to kill who happens to be small asthmatic Eddie Kaspbrack

- When Richie approaches him and asks if he'd like to go on a date with him, Eddie was coincidentally feeling rebellious at that moment so Eddie agrees

- Eddie was trying to run away from his overbearing mother so it works out for the boys

- They end up breaking into some random guy's house and they dance, drink his alcohol, dress up in his ill-fitting suits, just having a good time.

- But it all ends abruptly when Richie accidentally kills the owner when the man finds Eddie and tries to force himself on him

- Richie freaks out so much when he sees the dead body and the blood all over Eddie that he throws up

- Eddie is shocked into silence and as a way to cope with whatever the fuck just happened, he silently gets to work and orders Richie around on how to clean the entire apartment; at least Mom's fucked up cleaning habits are finally useful

- The dynamic has shifted after this moment, with Richie being uneasy and unable to look at Eddie because he can only see him being drenched in blood and lying on the floor unmoving

- Meanwhile, Eddie's brain is moving at hyperspeed and focused on cleaning up the apartment and trying to remove evidence, his mom was also obsessed with forensic true crime shows so he sorta knows what he's doing

- When they've finally cleaned everything up, Richie and Eddie are sitting on the edge of the bed, both are quiet, both boys still smelling the creeping undercurrent of blood in the room.

Eddie finally speaks up, "What do we now, Richie?"

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Eddie bleaches his hair blonde bc of a quick rush of rebellion against his mom. He runs to the pharmacy, grabs the cheapest box of hair bleach he can find and applies it instantly in their cramped bathroom.

An hour later, after rinsing off of the bleach— the sour smell of the product still lingering, and his scalp tingling, he sees himself in the mirror and his face blanches. Panicked, he runs towards Richie's house.

Eddie is out of breath when Richie opens the door for him and the other boy's face seemingly goes through five different emotions at once before settling into his large, familiar, shit-eating grin.

Eddie is too embarrassed himself, when he shoves his friend aside, to see how pink Richie's cheeks have gotten as well.

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WOLF RICHIE LUSTING OVER SMALL FEISTY BUNNY EDDIE !!!!!!

at first Eddie is like, "id never fuck a wolf they're disgusting and humongous"

but then Richie enters his life and the wolf is everything that Eddie hates.

but he can't deny the heat that creeps on him when he senses Richie.

Richie is also against the idea of being w a rabbit. they're too soft and he could easily rip them apart with this claws if he wanted to but when he sees Eddie for the first time, something swells in his chest.

and when he notices that the small of the rabbit's olive back is fully encompassed by his paw he tries to distance himself instead, making quips and being an asshole towards Eddie.

but we all know how this ends,, they end up fucking after committing murder or smth

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ok so we know that Richie is the one who smokes first but what if instead of Eddie cringing away and refusing to inhale cancer straight into his lungs, he accepts the cigarette that Richie jokingly offers him while he's out smoking with Beverly at the side of the school.

basically,, Eddie gets rebellious and Richie is way into it

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Richie being utterly obsessed with Eddie in a sweet puppy crush way is cute.

Richie wishing that Eddie would sit next to him, elbow brushes, chest burns when Eddie would linger a bit too longer by the other Loser's sides, making crude jokes so Eddie would pay attention to him. even if it's just to cringe at Richie.

but that was just the spark to an all-consuming flame.

Richie had never known to learn boundaries.

Making Eddie hold his ice cream so he can feel the other's boy warmth on the cone, glaring at others who dare take his place beside the smaller boy, grabbing at Eddie's legs a bit too tightly when they're scrabbling over the hammock— hard enough to leave red petal shaped marks on Eddie's olive skin.

Richie's eyes are alight behind his glasses and the flame has long sparked into a blaze.

Soon it will consume him and the boy he holds so closely.

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REDDIE HC

Richie is a cat person. Although he doesn't realize it until one day when he was walking home and spotted a wet black kitten by the side of the road. He forces Eddie to let them keep it and Eddie is suspicious at first but then he finally accepts when he sees how Richie's face had fallen when Eddie told him to put the cat back to where it came from.

"Bathe the damn thing first!" He says and his frown turns into a soft smile when Richie nods enthusiastically, kisses his cheek then runs off to the bathroom, bringing a small meowing bundle in his big hands.