I don’t hate you, I just figured you already went to sleep so I sent it to Rand. Please back up the theory with citations when you can, I’m already on board. Hailee is a demon. Andd I’ll let her drag me to hell (with Niall). Thank you for this theory.
(oh my fucking GOD i was working on this for over an HOUR and my computer completely shut down and i lost everything, and if that isn’t demon evidence right there, i don’t know what the fuck is 👀)
disclaimer: most of this is based off of speculation and gut instinct and we just came up with this yesterday, so there’s not much as far as citable evidence when it comes to her demon status (YET!!)
exhibit a: niall’s demon status
we start off last year: 2017 and everything was good, dare i say *great*?? niall released the bop of the century with slow hands, did multiple press tours, started the flicker sessions, was constantly and consistently living up to his “world’s best boyfriend (who isn’t actually our boyfriend)” title by providing us with selfies and random little updates on his day like cooking or dentist’s appointments. he was also living up to his hoe status by providing us with regular shirtless content. glasses niall became a real thing. life was good, we were well fed, and we were ALL thriving.
cut to this year, enter hailee: niall shows up at hailee’s brother’s birthday surprising us all and scarring me for life. this was just the start of the demon tendencies.
when was the last time we got a selfie?? june. before that?? fucking valentine’s day. demon.
the last time we saw him with his glasses?? also june. before that?? january. the last time we actually saw him in his glasses?? LAST YEAR. demon.
laughing at other people’s failures after being the one to set them up for that failure. demon
cover after cover after cover after cover after cover after cover after cover without coming thru on them. demon.
thrusts. sometimes he’ll do it (and i mean really do it), sometimes he won’t, and just when you think you know what to expect, he’ll switch it up on us. demon. and sometimes you can even see him changing his mind at the last second. double demon.
my tags about sex demon niall, which we now know was HAILEE’S INFLUENCE OVER HIM (this was also sex demon activity tbh)
REFUSING TO TOUCH HIMSELF ANYMORE DESPITE SETTING HIMSELF UP FOR IT *CONSTANTLY*. demon.
saying “fuck you knees” and doing the Horan Jump, but also dragging fans for even thinking it’s a possibility on the nights he’s not feeling it. demon.
other assorted demon behavior over the past year:
generally being The Most Annoying
the rise of the whiny sub slow hands energy, which has only gotten stronger since they’ve been on the same continent
but at the same time the dom energy has never been higher either???? I MEAN?????
(including cord whipping antics???????)
only knows three different shirts. you see something you like at a show?? well you better enjoy it while you can cause it’s the last time you’ll ever see it
suspicious shaving activity
exhibit b: the hailee thirst trap
look no further than the sheer amount of “i’d fuck them both” and/or “get me into that trouple” tags on the pap pics of them together. i also submit to you this, this, and second to last in this set……yeah. We’re ALL being affected by her demonic powers, but he gets it worse because of the proximity and prolonged exposure.
