#random alien

[ask-dick-grayson]

I knows it’s kinda sorta none of my business but you’ve been gone for a while, you doing alright if you don’t mind me asking?

just some missions nothing crazy really

[lejoursobre]

Captain Flirting is a diplomatic weapon Kirk

[incorrect-trekquotes]

Sulu: *trying to solve a hard puzzle so they can get back to the Enterprise before dying*

Random Alien/Red Shirt: My life is in the hands of an idiot?

Chekov: No, no, no. Two idiots.

[teeth--king]

Doodle page from last night feat @fantastic-mr-soc ‘s Alphonse.

[incorrect-trekquotes]

Random Alien: Are you a Captain?

Kirk: Usually called "Captain Kirk." Or "Jim." Or "Get off this planet." Though, strictly speaking, that probably isn't a name.

[incorrect-trekquotes]

alien threat of the week: we have your child.

bones: joanna is back on earth.

alien of the week, frustrated: then who the hell just asked for chocolate milk with a straw and made me cut the crust off his PB&J?

bones: oh god.

aotw: what?

bones: you have the captain.

[incorrect-trekquotes]

Alien Threat of the Week: If you care about your crew member, you’ll come aboard our ship.

Bones: Which member?

Alien Threat of the Week: Commander Spock.

Bones: *walks away*

[incorrect-trekquotes]

Alien of the Week: You must be terrified. Waking up in a strange place, wearing strange clothes, imprisoned by a strange being on a strange hovering device? Strange, isn't it?

Kirk: Hardly. It's not the first time.