Random Assumptions About Clive Rosfield (Final Fantasy XVI)
Clive seems like the kind of guy who likes animals better than he does people, but the fact that he grew up a noble makes it to where he’s very good at seeming like he likes people.
Clive seems like the kind of guy who puts hot dogs in his mac and cheese.
Clive seems like the kind of guy who reads romance novels in his spare time because they usually have cool stories about knights. What little spare time he has.
Clive seems like the kind of guy who never bought a single thing in his wardrobe himself. Like, EVER. Even as a grown-ass man.
Clive seems like the kind of guy who’s got game like it’s nobody’s business – but the moment someone else tries to flirt with him, it goes over his head because of that hashtag self-loathing.
Clive seems like the kind of guy to merc a dude as a defense mechanism, only to realize a week later that said dude had a wife and kid that he just took them from.
Clive seems like the kind of guy to keep dog treats in his pockets – for Torgal and all the good boys and girls.
Clive seems like the kind of guy who would kiss his homies goodnight because he cares about them deeply and wants them to succeed like the kings they are.
Clive seems like the kind of guy that shops at Abercrombie despite looking like a Hot Topic kid.
Clive seems like the kind of guy that keeps each and every little gift given to him because he feels bad about ever getting rid of them even when he’s overwhelmed.
Clive seems like the kind of guy who can fit his lower body through a doggy door but not the upper body.
Clive seems like the kind of guy who would look at his signficant other for permission to do even the most trivial of things – like buy a candy bar because he just wants to make sure it’s not inconvenient or anything.
Clive seems like the kind of guy who developed the big sibling tendency of always declaring where he’s going just in case someone asked.
Clive seems like the kind of guy who thrives in insanely hot weather while everyone is baking alive.
Clive seems like the kind of guy that can’t relax and when he finally does, his back cracks like a water bottle under a person’s foot.
Clive seems like the kind of guy who cried during Wall-E.