RANDOM ARMY BUILDER FIGURE GENERATOR!
So, as a follow-up to the "build your character like a Ninja Turtle" thing I did based on @therobotmonster's idea, I figured I may as well come up with another one inspired by a fun, silly thing from toy-collecting: Army building mooks!
So...
What sort of Mook are they?
Humanoid
Android/Cyborg
Fleshy Undead
Plant/Fungus
Mineral
Humanoid Animal (Vertebrate)
Alien
Nonhumanoid Robot
Skeleton
Rideable Mount For Other Mooks
Monster-Person
Magic Construct/Doll
Bound Energy/Element/Force
Demon
Alien
Gynoid
Spirit/Ghost
Cosmic Horror
Animate Inanimate Objects
Rideable Vehicle For Other Mooks
What sort of antagonist or force do they work for?
A Dreadful Virus Or Corruption
Advanced Ancient Civilization That Wishes To Rule Again
50s/80s-Type Stylized Street Gang
The Good Guys (Sincere, Bad At It)
PIRATE KING!
The Legions of an Evil Wizard
Satan Or Some Stand-In Parents Won't Whine About
Conquest-Hungry Space Empire
Evil Corporate Capitalist Bastards
The Shiny Pretty "Good Guys" (Secretly Evil)
A Hunger Beyond Time And Memory
Guards/Mancatchers For A Super-Prison
Dishonorable Ninja Clan
AI Either Gone Insane Or Far Too Sane
We Will Assimilate You (AKA Fun With Biopolitics)
Some Variety of Mafia
To Stop The Evil I Must Become Evil (AKA Fallen Heroes)
There's Some Time Travel Shenanigans/Bullshit Going On Here
Big Monster(s) That Think They're The Top Of The Great Chain Of Beings
I Can't Believe It's Not A Mashup Of The Nazis And The Modern US Military
What sort of environment does this mook generally work in?
Jungles
Deserts
Urban Areas
Icy Biomes
Deep Space
Underwater/Ocean
Underground
Swamp
Mountains
Anywhere/Generalist
Cyberspace
Ancient Dungeons/Tombs
Toxic Wastelands
The Sky/Floating Islands
Haunted Places
Prehistoric Ecosystems
Jideigeki/Anime-Type Japan
Volcanoes
Inside A Monster And/Or Fleshy Meat-World
The Future!
What sort of toyetic gimmick does this particular mook type have?
Self-Destruct
Pullback Motor
Vac-Metalized Parts
Hidden Integrated Weapons
Slime Dripping
Grapples/Imprisones Other Figures
LED Lights
Removable Organs/Internal Circuitry/General Guts
Water Squirting
Translucent Plastic
Multiple Interchangable Integrated Weapons
Flapping Wings/Tendrils
Glow in the Dark
Excessive Projectile Launchers
Spinning Blade/Drill
Biting Jaws
Parasitizes Other Figures and/or Vehicles/Mounts
Full of Tinier Men
Excessively Large
Roll Twice
What sort of toyetic gimmick do they have toyline-wide? (Roll once if you're rolling multiple "figures" from the same "line" on this table)
Holograms
Attachable Armor
Spring-Loaded Melee Attack
Comes With A Little Buddy
Magnets
Spring-Loaded Projectiles
Unusual Packaging Integrated Into the Play Pattern
Interchangeable Parts
Collectible Action Figure Game (Yes, That's A Thing)
Transforming
Integrated Shiny Jewel
Some Variety of Slime
Combining
Rooted Hair
Marble Launching
Integrated Speaker/Sound Chip
Pocket-Sized (Think Battle Beasts or Food Fighters)
Die-Cast Parts
Cap Firing
Roll Twice
Have fun!









