#random dead npc

[my-soliloquy-chamber]

Look at this. So sad. 😔

They were fighting and when the Athenians won, one of them fell to the ground holding this Spartan man’s body and weeping.

Video game war truly is terrible. 🥺

[my-soliloquy-chamber]

Ok, forget everything I said about weird dead bodies in Havana.

What the ever loving fuck is up with Salt Key Bank?

I notice this scared woman and drunk, wonder if the developers put in some kind of creepy domestic violence.

But then there’s something in the corner of my eye. Wtf? Are those dead bodies?

Yup, they’re fukin dead bodies.

Near them are two frightened people kneeling in the water, seeming to beg the waterfall for mercy.

So, I’m intrigued, right? How did all these bodies end up there? I walk around to try and figure it out, and see something moving in the corner of my eye.

Yup, that’s a guy randomly falling to his death.

I moved to a better vantage point, and saw another guy falling.

But more than that, what did I see?

A “frightened” woman was running around pushing people to their deaths.

I call it:

Murder Tag