- Spongebobs parents were rich and didnt have a lot of time for him
- He has adhd, his parents were very upsetted by the news because it messed up their plans for him to be a 'perfect child'
- Spongebob is a nickname, his real name is Robert
- He was born an only child
- Knows how to speak French because it's his mothers native language
- Strangely good at twerking??🤨
- Sings "livin la vida loca" and "living in the sunlight, loving in the moonlight" when drunk
- On the aro/ace spectrum
- Doesn't like people prying on his love life
- Learned ukulele as a kid and wrote songs
- Spongebob owns no pictures of him from his childhood, because he was very uncomfy with how his parents made him dress
- He's pretty masc presenting but he's not opposed to wearing a dress if its his style
- He refuses to curse around children and berrades people for doing so by saying "language"
- Spongebob just started college to become a biologist and works at the Krusty Krab part time but also does random things like garage sales and stuff to get more money
- He's very independant and refuses to use any of his parents money, even if they really want to use the money to get closer to Spongebob (which never worked)
- His parents send him presents and stuff for every occasion but Spongebob always ends up giving it to Patrick or Squidward for free, he'd rather his parents spend quality time with him instead of on money
- Favorite childhood movie will always be Lilo and Stitch💓
- Speaking of, his love language is 100% quality time. he doesnt care what he's doing as long as he gets to spend time with the people he loves while doing it. he also doesnt mind hugs<3
- Refuses to have anyone fix his tooth gap, he's very attached to it
- Favorite songs are ocean man, la vie en rose, and beautiful boy. <3
- Went to camp with Patrick, Sandy, and Squidward as a kid:)
- He used to date Squilliam, but he broke up with him years ago
- Has a twin sister, but they dont talk anymore
- His guilty pleasure show is Dance Moms
- Got made fun of for taking ballet as a kid
- Interested in feminine things but loves when people validate his masculinity
- That one guy everyone just assumes is gay without any explanation needed
- He's had the same clarinet since he was 10 years old and its very much a comfort object for him
- Says hes too mature for cursing, but he swears under his breath all the time
- Has an unlikely bond with Sandy once he starts getting closer to Spongebob, Sandy was the first one to help Squidward talk about how Spongebob makes him feel
- Spongebob goes to every concert of Squidwards that he can and it secretly makes Squidward v happy
- In my world, Squidward basically just started adulting cuz hes in his 20's and he hates it. He's like a kind of edgy teen thats already over the world.
- Works the Krusty Krab part time and does art commisions when he's at home
- His love language is words of affirmation
- He babysat Pearl a lot when he was a teenager to make money and sometimes Spongebob joined in with the babysitting
- Favorite songs consist of songs from musicals, The Girl From Ipanema, and anything by Billie Eilish cause he's a sensitive soul😭
- 29 years old and he already thinks hes an old man who's wasting away🙄
- Favorite childhood movie was The emperor's new groove cause he had a crush on Pacha lol
- That one gay uncle that brings alcohol to a kids birthday party
- Karen and Plankton are gay best friends that look like a straight couple
- Karen is always trying to convince Plankton that he has a crush on Krabs
- Spent his childhood with Krabs
- Definitely has a hyperfixation on Mr. Krabs but he doesn't realize
- Planktons love language is acts of service
- Only opened the Chum Bucket to be closer to Krabs
- 67 years old and he's a fucking dilf😩
- He doesn't really listen to music, but when he does its mostly angsty
- His favorite childhood movie was Peter Pan
- Cursing comes natrually to Mr. Krabs, Spongebob doesnt even try to stop him anymore
- He and Plankton are like the cool cousins at the christmas party smoking pot in the closet
- Mr. Krabs' love language is gifts, or just saving him money😭
- He secretly sees Spongebob and Squidward as the sons he never had, considering the two boys had been doing silly money making schemes with Mr Krabs for as long as they could remember
- Gets worried about Plankton all the time and gets anxious about if he pushed him too hard
- Him and Plankton have a sort of silent agreement to keep up the act of cat and mouse, since neither of them want to admit they truely just miss each other
- He was in the navy as soon as he could be enrolled and dislikes the 4th of July because it gives him flashbacks
- Sees his old navy friends as family
- As a human he 100% has a beer belly😭
- His favorite songs consist of sea shanties and funnily enough, The Electric Skates. Pearl got him into it but he refuses to admit it
- 69 years old and constantly jokes about the certain number🚶♀️
- Refuses to admit it, but his favorite childhood movie was Cinderella because he dreamt about his own fairy god mother coming to bless him and his poor family with riches
- in my secret dating au, Patrick gets tired of pretending like he doesnt know that Squidward and Spongebob like each other so he says, "Once you both marry, can I be Squidwards best friend in law?"
- Patricks love language is definitely physical touch and receiving gifts
- He met Spongebob when the 5 year olds saw each other outside and the two would make silly gestures at each other from across the street
- He's on tiktok a lot so he listens to songs he found on tiktok lol. so he likes tyler the creator and stuff
- Has matching pfps with Spongebob on every social media platform
- Became an influencer on accident
- That one kid that vaped in the middle school bathroom
- He went through an emo phase
- Got in a lot of fights as a kid on behalf of Spongebob
- His mom is extremely reminent of Eric Cartman's mom😭 "okey, dear."
- Loved to watch Lilo and Stitch with Spongebob as kids
- Thinks Teen Titans, Go! is funny af (it is guys i promise it is)
- Only curses if she has a really good reason and doesn't use them on others
- Her love language is acts of service:)
- Met Spongebob in camp when she was 11
- Has a gay twin brother named Randy that shes very close to
- Her favorite kinds of songs are folk, country, also she enjoys the music artists bôa, lady lamb, and taylor swift
- Favorite childhood movie was Cloudy with a chance of Meatballs since she related to him so much as a kid and still does
A/N: ok im done with general hcs, agere is next:)
id like to thank my bf for helping me brainstorm a lot of these hcs with me, ty lux for giggling abt spongebob with me.
