#random hartz commentary

[hartz-likes-flesh]

Decided to go on a walk today!! Met a freak with a paperbag on. He's cool! Reminds me of the guy on the news a few months back with the Heed scandal. Probably not the same guy—I wouldnt have lived to tell the tale!

Isnt my fit fire?

[hartz-hella-helly]

BABEYYSSS

[hartz-likes-flesh]

im filing a complaint.

Does anyone have camera disabling tips?

[hartz-likes-flesh]

Miss Heed is such an icon right? Righttt???

I personally think her look is the most iconic part about her- that wonderful shade of pink!!

Very Eye-catching.

but I don't understand how. Practical her outfit is?? I know it's pretty, VERY cute too! But it doesn't seem safe?? THE BRACELETS COULD SHATTER UPON IMPACT IN COMBAT TOO??

I mean I know that spandex isn't the most reliable armor either but other heroes seem to have some form of special ability, no??

And for someone to claim her super power is love, what does that MEAN??

How did she beat coyote?! HOW?? HE PUNCHED ME THROUGH A WALL WHEN I VISITED RUTHERFORD SPRINGS WHEN VOLUNTEERING!!

why is he nice now??

how is he nice now

dude what does love mean according to her I'm so lost

CAN SHE LIKE HYPNOTIZE PEOPLE??

for legal reasons the stuff above is allegeded and are a not very funny joke and a conspiracy that isn't true ^^

Date: feb 29th 2021

[MOD: MY BLOG FOR HER ISNT THAT OLD SO WE BALL IM ADDING DATES TO THE BOTTOM FOR CLARITY IN THE TIMELINE

also interact in comments!! Pretend to be followers or other conspirators ..

Send asks related to them aswell!! NOTE- specify where in the timeline it's supposed to in, so Hartz responds accurately!

Timeline wise, this post if right after heed begins watching "The New Dawn"]

[hartz-hella-helly]

Hartz makes a habit of staring at heroes/villains going about their day with keen interest.

You'd know she's staring, the girl is horrible at being subtle.

[Context: Judging Miss Heed's performance from a parkbench as she doesn't seem to be patrolling. At all.]

[hartz-likes-flesh]

"Normalcy is a Social Construct!"

"Not that I care though, I'll judge you all anyway." -Hartz

Greetings, Hello, Howdy, Other words of saying hi!! I am Hartz, and this is my awesome and epic blog. I'll post here time to time, about life and what not. From drawings to scenic beauty, with the occasional chaos that comes with living in this hectic villain ridden world. TrUsT nO oNe!11!!

VILLAINOUS ROLEPLAY// CHARACTER BLOG!!

You love to see it (or not) and you'll definitely love interacting (or not)!

Mod Here!! ((my acc is @thenumbahoneho))

Here's a few things to clear up confusion on what I'm doing. ˋ°•*⁀➷

When Hartz is simply talking verbally, words appear like:

"I like to eat acrylic paint"

When Hartz is simply posting captions words appear like:

Who's gonna stop me from eating acrylic paint?

This blog is mostly just me shit-posting using my oc hartz!

(( If she sounds familiar, you likely know her from @hartz-sees-all

This is the same mod, btw- I'm just not active over there anymore!! ...This one is more fleshed out ykwim))

What will this blog mostly look like?₊⊹⁀➴

->In Character Posts: Posts that my muse makes herself!!

->Roleplay: Anyone is allowed to roleplay with my muse and the rest of the villainous cast!

->Asks: Oh PLEASE feel free to send asks to my dear Hartz!! I'll use her perspective to what I imagine the day to day in the Villainous Universe is like.

->Shitposts: This can present itself in many ways, from goofy drawings to oneshot rp skits.

->Other Blog Interactions: I've granted Hartz the ability to access the internet. She knows of the other blogs..she knows!!!

So she'll randomly reblog stuff and yap!! I'll use the tag "#random hartz commentary " for those. Feel free to respond to them!! We love interactions :}

->Lore: How can I not have insane amount of lore I made up for the villainous universe?? If you wanna find out.. ask! I love yapping, Hartz loves yapping!!

Stuff to Know//Context!!

⌞‼⌝ Hartz to the average person/hero/civilian in the villainous universe as of now, is a civilian.

Her past is lore!! [SEND ASKS]

Check the tags!! I typically put a lot of them for context of a post.

I'll put content warnings in there too, before putting them at the top as well.

There is mild oc x canon, hartz doesn't want to get jailed!! shes just girl, and you saw NOTHING!!

Paperbirdie=HartzxDrFlug

Also..I'm slow. When asking, js know im not the fastest! ILL GET THEREEE

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[hartz-likes-flesh]

"Public Transport is nice when you're running low on funds. It was a good day today. The cats enjoyed the bus ride.

The bus falling off the bridge we crossed after was not favourable. The tornado villain miss heed defeated recently got to us first. Its unnerving to see how nice she is now. How can someone that violent be kind?"

[MODi love oil pastels]

[hartz-likes-flesh]

Does Marmalade like to eat Marmalade?

"That's cannibalism, so no. Cannibalism is illegal, according to PEACE guidelines."