#paperbirdie

[hartz-likes-flesh]

Decided to go on a walk today!! Met a freak with a paperbag on. He's cool! Reminds me of the guy on the news a few months back with the Heed scandal. Probably not the same guy—I wouldnt have lived to tell the tale!

Isnt my fit fire?

[hartz-hella-helly]

BABEYYSSS

[blackhat-org]

Flug I'll diddle you..

-Hartz

“No seriously . . . Are you good?-“

[hartz-hella-helly]

PAPERBIRDIE

Hartz often reads the news and is flabbergasted by the contents. It's not like it's super impressive how a 'guy' with a paperbag on his head and fancy 'gadgets' has commited over 82,000 crimes.

Not that she keeps track.

[Im back with more villainous babeyyyy... more art and upgraded paperbirdieee]

[Yumeshipping for the win lads]

[hartz-hella-helly]

hartz bought heart shaped balloons, but they're different sizes bc she ran out of breath trying to blow them properly

Flug wrapped flowers he found at hartz's favourite park (which he found by stalking her) in tissue paper

They're genuinely awful at this 💔

[hartz-hella-helly]

is this down bad behaviour. Flug aint even allat bruh (HE IS)

evil flug has my heart but idk what to make him do

Gimme suggestions guys

(Do not be weird)

[hartz-likes-flesh]

im filing a complaint.

Does anyone have camera disabling tips?

[hartz-hella-helly]

nom nom nom

they have issues.

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