#random incorrect quotes

[gardenoblues]

Tyler: so, i have this girl i like...

Ajax: really? that's cool...

Tyler: do you think she'll notice me?

Ajax: *looks him up and down*

Ajax: depends. does she have eyes?

[booksrbetterthanpeople]

Incorrect Quotes (VicTORIous edition)

Chloé: WHAT UP WITH THE DISCO?

Simon: I'm sorry I hit the wrong thing!

Chloé: NO! 15 years ago your mother gave BIRTH to the wrong thing!

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Zoé: Ugh. Gross. Talk shows are for tourists and Canadians.

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Luka: On Splashface, the top seven most popular kiddie songs are all about food. So let's write a kiddie song about food.

Max: ♪ oh, broken glass ♪ ♪ is not a food ♪ ♪ so don't you listen ♪ ♪ to some dude ♪ ♪ who says put cheese ♪ ♪ on broken glass ♪ ♪ and make a sandwich ♪ ♪ out of broken glass ♪

Juleka: What is wrong with you?!

Kim: I like it.

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Zoé: *curtsying* Well, hello, if you please.

Marc: Are you a good witch? Or a sandwich?

Zoé: Who me? Well, I'm neither a witch nor a snack. You're talking some crazy chizz.

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Nathaniel: Look, I just wanna say you all make me sick.

Marinette: Why?

Nathaniel: 'Cause you're all great looking, and talented, and popular. I mean, you guys always have something going for you. Marinette had her hat modeled, Alya’s blog is the number 1 source for all things Ladybug, Rose, Juleka, and Ivan are in a band slowly climbing the charts, and Max made a damn sentient robot. You guys have it all! And you're really worried about which one of you has the most followers? *The Akuma Class looks ashamed* Yeah, feel ashamed, 'cause you should feel ashamed.

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Alya: I love mass texting!

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Lila: We won because we rock!

Denise: Yeah, don't believe everything your daddy says.

Lacey: Like when he tells you you're pretty!

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Jean: Eat your pants!

Lila: You eat your pants. Wait!

Mme. Bustier: Ehh, sorry Lila, but the next letter was...

Lila: F, I know!

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Austin T: Guys, Mr. Grotke really wants everybody back in class.

Austin Q: And you really wanted a date to the prom last year but you didn't get one.

Austin T: What's that supposed to mean?!

Austin A: Quinlan!

Austin T: Tell him to quit being mean to me!

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Zoé: Where are you goin'?

Cosette: For a... walk in the sunshine!

Simon: Oh, I'll come with you, I love sunshines!

Zoé: Hey, are you guys just going to get more followers?

Cosette: No...!

Simin: Yes, that's right! *He and Cosette leave the room*

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Nathaniel: I think I've learned something about myself.

Marinette: That you're ungrateful to your friend who tried to fix you up with a cute boy?

Nathaniel: No. I just think I like to date a guy who, you know, fights back.

Marinette: You...

Nathaniel: I mean, a guy who's got strong opinions. You know? And a big mouth.

Marinette: Why?

Nathaniel: 'Cause it's not easy. Easy's boring.

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Denise: Play that funky music, white boy!

Jean: You know I'm half Latino.

Denise: Well, then hit it, muchacho!

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Mme. Mendeleiv: Ready? Drive-by acting exercise: You're all angry Englishman. Go!

Ismael: I insist you tell me who sat on me crumpit!

Reshma: Me grandmummy went to the loo while I snogged the Prime Minister!

Jean: This flock of Whip-poor-wills is bothering me trousers!

Marc: Good heavens! There's a dead cockroach in me brassiere!

Mireille: I told you not to put plump sauce on me banger!

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Mme. Bustier: Nathaniel, what did you do that to your hair?

Nathaniel: What? You mean the color?

Mme. Bustier: Do you hate your mother?

Nathaniel: I love my mother!

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Adrien: *singing and playing piano* My grandpa has a nose and my grandma has a nose. Everyone you know has a nose, nose, nose.

Nathaniel: … My zeyde’s nose was blown off in the war, so that song is a filthy lie.

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Cosette: Hi, kids!

Aurore: Apparently, we're The Diddly-Bops!

Jean: And we're here to sing you a special song...

Simon: All about your favorite foods!

Kid: Sing about dinosaurs!

Marc: *Cheerfully* Nooooo!

[areyoureddieforittaylorsversion]

Richie: What is it called when you're horny for something but not sexually? Like I'm horny for Halloween but I don't want to fuck a pumpkin. Eddie:... Eddie: Do you mean excited?

[sayosdreams]

Cassian: what’s something you’re better than Azriel at?

Nesta: Mario Kart.

Emerie: Yeah, video games.

Gwyn: Emotional vulnerability.

[gamma-gal-24]

🌟MORE RANDOM INCORRECT QUOTES🌟

*The squad is over at Bradley's house*

Max: Ohhhh, we each get our own oven?

Bradley: ... N-No...

Bradley, laughing: How many ovens do you think I have???

Max, motioning to their kitchen: Three, I thought!

P.J: I see a-

Bradley, motioning to one device: This is a microwave.

Max: Oh, well I-

Bradley: Hey wait wait, actually- hang on- *fiddles with the buttons on the microwave*

Bradley, amazed: Its got a bake setting!

Bobby: Ohoho, you learn something new every day!

Goofy: Do we- Do we roshambo for who gets to pick first?

Bradley: Now I've just discovered I have more ovens than I thought, we don't have to roshambo nothin!

Bradley: I am someone who owns four ovens...

Bradley, louder and way too happy: I am someone... who owns FOUR OVENS...

Bradley: I didn't know I was so rich with ovens...

Tank, pointing to another appliance: Also the toaster oven!

Bradley:

Max: Ohhh, toasty boy! Four- Five ovens!

Bradley:

Bradley, fucking ECSTATIC: I AM SOMEONE WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS

[polyninja-future]

Random incorrect quotes with teenager Clay, Winter, Aidan, and Sky

Sky: Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue.

Aidan: They are indeed purple, But one thing you’ve missed: The concept of “purple” Didn’t always exist. Some cultures lack names For a color, you see. Hence good old Homer And his “wine-dark sea.” A usage so quaint, A phrasing so old, For verses of romance Is sheer fucking gold. So roses are red. Violets once were called blue. I’m hugely pedantic But what else is new?

Winter: My friend you’re not wrong About Homer’s wine-ey sea! Colours are a matter Of cultural contingency; Words are in flux And meanings they drift But the word purple You’ve given short shrift. The concept of purple, My friends, is old And refers to a pigment once precious as gold. By crushing up molluscs From the wine-dark sea You make a dye: Imperial decree Meant that in Rome, to wear purpura was a privilege reserved For only the emperor! The word ‘purple’, for clothes so fancy, Entered English By the ninth century . Why then are voilets Not purple in song? The dye from this mollusc, known for so long Is almost magenta; More red than blue. The concept of purple is old, and yet new. The dye is red, So this might be true: Roses are purple And violets are blue.

Clay: While this song makes me merry, Tyrian purple dyes many a hue From magenta to berry And a true purple too. But fun as it is to watch this poetic race The answer is staring you right in the face: Roses are red and violets are blue Because nothing fucking rhymes with purple.

Kai: PFFFFFFT

Jay: Did you all really just rhyme the whole way?

[maybeimwierd]

Penny: hi my name is Penny, what’s your favorite dinner food?

Nugget: if you’re a misogynist then good like m-dodging nuggets fist

Felix: we should tell secrets about ourselves, I’ll go first, I hate you

[ghostgirlkillerqueen]

Me: *texting* let's send an emoji

Brain: send two

Me: why

Brain: you gotta

😂😂

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Me: hey brain

Brain: yes?

Me: we have a big test tommorow

Brain: i know

Me: so lets sleep early so we get enough rest

Brain: okay... Let's go to bed...

Me: yes...

Brain: and let's be on our phone for three hours long!

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Me: i really need to study

Phone: haha no you don't

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Me: *laying in bed*

Brain: did you do your homework?

Me: oh sh-

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Phone: whatcha doing?

Me: making homework

Phone: NOT ANYMORE

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Clock: 19.00

Me: gotta study, but let's check my messages first

Clock: 21.00

Me: wha-

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Me: *has a nice, good sleep for the first time in weeks*

Phone: lmao no

Phone: *rings*