Mar 1, 2019
*Damian and Tim finding Jason sprawled across the living room sofa, shirtless in a leather jacket, wearing sunglasses and eating cupcakes*
Damian : No offence but literally what the fuck are you doing
Jason : Hey, I’m emotionally vulnerable as shit dude I’ll cry on any of you
Tim : What’s with the sunglasses
Jason : *while licking icing from his fingers* Tonight I’m wearing a nice dark shade of exhaustion under my eyes, would you like the brand name ?
Damian : *annoyed* Drake, call Dick and tell him that his ‘unstable emotional driven’ idiot boyfriend has escaped the handcuffs again