#random joke

[200magpies]

The real reason Abolish didn't want to stay a vampire after Martyn and Ren died is because he didn't want to give up his cool silver cross earing

[fiestysassybrat]

Did you know that when a woman wears a leather dress, a man's heart beats quicker? His throat gets dry, he gets weak in the knees, and he begins to think irrationally. Ever wonder why?

It's because she smells like a new truck.

[charlybird]

"Don't you even know dignity when you see it" This was one of those stupid things that popped into my head aha sorry it's so random

[rainymonday05]

I’m sorry…BUT I HAD TO.

[randomlyexplainedopinions]

Random Joke #1

To quote a text that I had sent to @somethinginterestingithink

“Stupid Joke:

NB = Non Binary

NB = Napoléon Bonaparte

Conclusion?

All Non Binary people are L’Emperuer Napoléon Bonaparte I.”

[lethendralis-paints]

Hey Lethy. Why do Sweden, Norway, and Denmark print barcodes on the sides of their warships? So they can Scandinavian.

I love puns and randiom jokes - moar, please! XD

Here’s the one I like:

A priest, a pastor, and a rabbit entered a clinic to donate blood.                          

The nurse asked the rabbit: "What's your blood type?"

"I'm probably a Type O", said the rabbit.

[1908jmd]

Anon - who sent me the joke - I deleted by mistake!

Why didn’t the teddy bear eat dessert - because he was stuffed!

Thank you - that did make me laugh

[fractialis]

That time Alastor met Slender Man.