The difference between the HMC book and movie is so wild like the movie is like
Howl: Sophie, my dearest, please try not to completely ruin my home while I'm away
Sophie: I give no promises my love
And the book is like
Howl: hey PINOCCHIO can you try not to turn the god damn house upside down while I'm out for ONCE?
Sophie: if you mean actually CLEAN THE GOD DAMN HOUSE for ONCE than no, you third rate fuckboy. the garden needs pruning











